Rupert Baines Quotes in Kiss Me Goodbye (1982)

Rupert Baines: [to little boy sitting in ancient museum chairpiece, annoyed and patronizing] No no, little boy! We mustn't sit on the chair. Do you know why? Because THIS is a priceless, irreplaceable piece of fine art from another millennium. And YOU... are a not-quite-formed, piece of temporary plasmic rubbish taking up space on this already overcrowded planet!

Rupert Baines: And I suppose you're a dancer too?

Roscoe: No, I'm just effeminate, thank you.

Rupert Baines: Lovely hat. Batteries included?