Rupert Quotes in The Rules of Attraction (2002)
Rupert Quotes:
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Rupert: I think you're a rich motherfucking motherfucker who owes me a fucking fuckload of motherfuckin' cash, that's what I think, you rich motherfuckin' motherfucker. You want some blow, motherfucker? You bring me my motherfuckin' cash, motherfucker!
[shouts]
Rupert: Fuck you!
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Rupert: You want some coke?
Sean Bateman: Um. Sure.
Rupert: Then buy some of your own, bitch.
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Rupert: Get it straight, fuckhead: I need you like I need a fucking asshole on my elbow.
[puts elbow in Sean's face]
Rupert: Right here. An asshole. That's how much I need you.
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Rupert: Unless he's got a crack pipe stuck to his lips, I gotta assume he's 21 jump street.
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Rupert: I really should have gone into medicine instead of publishing. Sometimes though. I think pushing books is a lot like pushing medicine. Think of books as pills. And I have pills to cure ignorance, pills to cure boredom, pills to elevate moods and pills to open people's eyes to the awful truth. Too bad they don't have a pill for bullshit, is what I say.
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Leslie: Rupert Marshetta, where have you been all year?
Rupert: The Bahamas, what does it look like?
Leslie: Well, you can't come in here unless you're dressed from Dallas or Dynasty.
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Maximilian: [whispering to Rupert] Has he come out of it yet?
Rupert: [whispering back to Maximilian] Come out? He can hardly drag himself in.
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Rupert: I do believe this damn whore's lifted my purse.
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Rupert: Baynes, have you ever come across him at all?
Will Traynor: No.
Rupert: Fearsome. Total monster. Most days I feel like I can hardly leave my chair.
[Will lifts his eyebrows. Rupert awkwardly drinks tea]
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Tony: I need the key for 042!
David: You can't get it, Elaine's not in.
Rupert: Where is she?
David: She's dealing with the raccoons, man.
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