Rueben Soady Quotes in Escanaba in da Moonlight (2001)
Rueben Soady Quotes:
Jimmer Negamanee: Shay, Reubensh.
Rueben Soady: Yea?
Jimmer Negamanee: Shince you ain't sherving shashties, I'd sure shike shome of those sherman shlapjakcs.
Jimmer Negamanee: I could eat shlapjacks every day of the weeksh, eh.
Rueben Soady: Oh, I know you could, Jimmer.
Remnar Soady: No, not flapjacks.
Jimmer Negamanee: Ya'll don't like the shlapjacks?
Remnar Soady: Macaroni and cheese, tank you very much.
Albert Soady: With spam.
Remnar Soady: With spam.
Jimmer Negamanee: How'sh about shlapjacks with spam?
Rueben Soady: Uh, fellas.
Albert Soady: J-just spam for me.
Remnar Soady: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Rueben Soady: No flapjacks, no macaroni and cheese, and no spam.
Albert Soady: No spam?
Rueben Soady: Boys you are not only going to eat like kings, but that 2o bucks you was going to throw into the kiddie for pasties, keep it. I am about to feed the whole camp for all week for absolutely free.
Remnar Soady: We've known each other since we was kids, Reuben.
Rueben Soady: We're brothers, Remnar
Remnar Soady: Hear me out.
Rueben Soady: [after drinking some of Albert Soady's sweet sap whiskey] Little heavy on the sap.
Albert Soady: A little what?
Rueben Soady: On the sap, it's a little heavy on the sap.
Albert Soady: The saps what makes it.
Rueben Soady: Yeah, well that may be, but if I didn't know better I'd say I just drunk from a bottle of maple syrup.
Albert Soady: Gimme the damn jar back!
[gets up from chair]
Rueben Soady: Alright, sa
Albert Soady: A man who can't look another man in the hairy eyeball and tell him he's heavy on the sap ain't much of a man.
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