Rudy Cafmeyer Quotes in The Order (2001)

Rudy Cafmeyer: You read the wrong book, pal!

Yuri: [over the walkie-talkie] Rudy! Did someone get shot?

Rudy Cafmeyer: No. I Farted.

Dalia: Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you? Do you know?

Rudy Cafmeyer: Let's have a coffee and talk about it.

Cyrus: Apparently, stubbornness is an ingrained family trait.

Rudy Cafmeyer: It beats a messiah complex any day!

Rudy Cafmeyer: Shalom!

Dalia: Will that be business or pleasure?

Rudy Cafmeyer: Pleasure, always.

Dalia: [in customs] You like to joke a lot.

Rudy Cafmeyer: They say laughter opens up the soul.

Dalia: Well, while we're at it, you can open the rest of your luggage too.

Rudy Cafmeyer: You're joking, right?

Dalia: No.

Rudy Cafmeyer: You know, this is bullshit!

Dalia: No Mr. Cafmeyer, this is Israel.

Rudy Cafmeyer: I love people. I love life.

Rudy Cafmeyer: Risk is my business!

Yuri: Did you get it?

Rudy Cafmeyer: I have the egg.

Yuri: YES, YES, YES! YURI'S THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!

Rudy Cafmeyer: They say laughter opens up the soul.