Ruber Quotes in Quest for Camelot (1998)
Ruber: [after the giant ogre sits on him] The ogre's butt.
Lady Juliana: You're mad.
Ruber: I'm *so* glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.
[Lying under the giant ogre]
Gryphon: Well, at lest things can't get any worse!
Ruber: Wanna bet?
Lady Juliana: Ruber.
Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...
Lady Juliana: Impertinent pig.
Ruber: Is that a no?
[after Ruber melds Excalibur to his arm with his potion]
Ruber: Don't worry, Julianna. I'll make sure Arthur gets it back. Or gets it in the back.
Ruber: Charming singalong. Now let's get down to business. I've waited a long time for this. What about my new land?
King Arthur: Sir Ruber, always thinking of yourself. As knights of the roundtable, our obligation is to the people. Not to ourselves. Lands will be divided to each persons needs.
Ruber: Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I knew you were running a charity.
Sir Lionel: The king has decided!
Ruber: Then it's time for a new king. And I vote for me.
Sir Lionel: I will not serve under a false king!
Ruber: Then serve... a dead one!
Ruber: [moves in to attack Arthur]
King Arthur: You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot.
Ruber: Well, I've got to start somewhere.
Ruber: A spear. How Stone Age. A king would hold a nobler weapon. A king would hold *Excalibur*!
Ruber: Panic sweeps across the land.
Ruber: My plan is perfect.
Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable.
Ruber: And now Excalibur is mine.
Gryphon: Eh... here's where we enter a grey area.
Ruber: Where did you drop the sword?
Gryphon: It all looks so *different* from down here...
Ruber: You've been quite annoying, for a girl.
Ruber: Find them all and report back to me! Did you hear me?
Gryphon: Sorry, Master. My mouth was full.
Ruber: Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with *table manners*!
Sir Lionel: I'll not serve a false king.
Ruber: Then serve... A DEAD ONE!
[Ruber attacks Arthur]
Ruber: When I get my hands on that girl...
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