Ruben Quotes in Band of the Hand (1986)
Ruben: Yo, man-where's the facility?
Ruben: Why are their eyes so big?
Walter Keane: Eyes are the windows to the soul!
Ruben: Sweep the gutters before the taste police arrive.
[Henry enters a tech shop]
Henry Altmann: I need a camcorder! And I need one quick!
[Ruben gets up slowly]
Ruben: W... w... w... w... what type are you interested?
Henry Altmann: Oh, it doesn't matter! Just one of those!
[points at a shelf]
Henry Altmann: That one, right there!
Ruben: The P... P... P... P... Panasonic, or the F... F... F... F... Fujitsu?
Henry Altmann: [points again] No, THAT one!
Ruben: Oh, the Samsung?
Henry Altmann: Yeah, the Samsung! I'll take it!
Ruben: W... w... w... w... warranty?
Henry Altmann: No, definitely not.
Henry Altmann: [holds a Samsung camcorder] How do I get it to work?
Ruben: F... F... F... F... first, you have to charge the b... b... b...
Henry Altmann: Batteries? How long will that take?
Ruben: F... F... F... F... Four hours.
Henry Altmann: Does the world hate me?... Do you have one that's ready to go right now?
Ruben: [looks at the shelf] The F... F... F... F... Fujitsu . or the F... F... F... F... Fuji...
Henry Altmann: Which one do you recommend, the F... F... F... F... Fujitsu or the F... F... F... F... Fuji?
Ruben: F... F... F... F... Fuck you!
Henry Altmann: Bravo!
[Tom is frisked as soon as he enters Richie's home]
Ruben: Got to frisk you.
Tom Stall: Nah, I'll save you the trouble. I'm not packing.
Ruben: I got to frisk you.
Tom Stall: All right. I don't smell very good. I've been driving pretty much non-stop 15 to 16 hours.
Ruben: I'll hold my nose.
Ruben: I don't like cops. And cops don't like me.
Lupe: [the tracking dogs have been stolen] How are we gonna find them now?
Ruben: [shouting] Well, asshole, why don't you get down on all fours and we'll follow you!
Ruben: [admiring a waitress] She sure knows how to fill a skirt.
Ruben: [about Ernie] I talked to his mother on the phone. He got married.
Babe: What can you expect?
Ruben: All that energy they waste. If they're not getting married, they're getting arrested or they're joining the navy or they're killing themselves on motorcycles.
Babe: You know why I think he did it? I think that beating discouraged him.
Ruben: Well, if you don't have confidence in yourself, you're never gonna get anywhere.
Babe: I remember the first time I passed blood. I was one scared kid.
Ruben: Sure, when I got my jaw broken and I had to suck liquids through that straw, I started wondering if it was all worthwhile.
Babe: I'll tell you what bothered me: getting my throat ruined.
Ruben: You didn't keep your chin down.
Babe: How's your nose? Can you breathe?
Ruben: Yeah, can't you?
Babe: Not on a wet day.
Ruben: You have fucked with the wrong man!
Ruben: Fuck! It is quiet here!
Thomas: Yes! It's wierd... It's strange that in a couple of seconds everything dissaperd... Everithing died... It's fucking cool!
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