Roy Miller Quotes in Knight and Day (2010)

Roy Miller: Nobody follow us or I kill myself and then her!

Roy Miller: Someday. That's a dangerous word. It's really just a code for 'never'.

Roy Miller: [from trailer] Some people are gonna come looking for you now.

June Havens: Why?

Roy Miller: They'll tell you I'm mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing.

June Havens: I'm already convinced.

Roy Miller: I've been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a Junior Mint, I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking. I'm not saying that's what I did.

June Havens: The pilots are dead?

Roy Miller: Shot.

June Havens: Shot... By who?

Roy Miller: Uh, me. Actually, I shot the first pilot... he shot the second pilot accidentally. It's just... one of those things.

Roy Miller: [from trailer] On the count of 3. Ready? 1...

[June runs around madly while she is shot at wildly]

June Havens: Sorry! I panicked!

Roy Miller: What number would you like?

June Havens: Three. Yeah, let's just stick with three. It's good.

Roy Miller: Okay...

June Havens: [whispering to Rodney] He's the guy!

Rodney: [addressing Milner] I'm sorry. Who are you again?

June Havens: [whispering to Rodney louder] He's the guy!

Roy Miller: I'm the guy.

Rodney: You're the guy?

Roy Miller: I'm the guy!

Roy Miller: What day is it today?

June Havens: It's "someday"!

Roy Miller: [speaking to June] By the way, your timing on the door... sublime...

Roy Miller: [about June's flight bump] Sometimes things happen for a reason.

Roy Miller: I think a lot about things I haven't done. Dive in the Great Barrier Reef; ride the Orient Express; live on the Amalfi Coast with nothing but a motorcycle and a backpack; kiss a stranger on the balcony of the Hotel Du Cap.

June Havens: Why am I in a bikini?

Roy Miller: We're in the tropics...

June Havens: How did I get into the bikini, Roy?

Roy Miller: June... I have been trained to disable a bomb in a padded jail cell with nothing but a Junior Mint and a tooth pick. I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking... I'm not saying that's what I did.

June Havens: Please... stop shooting people!

Roy Miller: Okay. I understand. You stay here while I go talk to the guys back in the tunnel.

[stands up with his gun in hand]

Roy Miller: Actually, I'm going to go shoot them, but I'll be back!

[repeated line]

Roy Miller: You've got skills.

Roy Miller: I did warn you not to get on the plane.

June Havens: When? How?

Roy Miller: When I said, 'Sometimes things happen for a reason'.

June Havens: That's not a warning, Roy! That's like a saying on a bumper sticker. Next time, try, "June, if you get on that plane, you will freaking die!"

Roy Miller: [from trailer] June, I think I'd get down now.

[repeated line]

Roy Miller: That's a beautiful dress.

Roy Miller: We lost the pilots.

June Havens: Where did they go?

Roy Miller: Well, they were, uh... shot.

June Havens: Who shot them?

Roy Miller: Well, um, me.

June Havens: [starts cracking up] Ha! This is great!

Roy Miller: [laughs sarcastically] Well, I'm glad you're taking this so well.

[stands up and walks to the cockpit]

June Havens: Where are you going?

Roy Miller: To land the plane. Put on your seatbelt, please.

June Havens: [runs into the cockpit] They're all dead out there!

[Looks around]

June Havens: They're all dead in here, too!

Roy Miller: Oh, hi, come in!