Roy L. Fuchs Quotes in Used Cars (1980)

Rudy: So. Roy L... What can I do you for?

Roy L. Fuchs: Uhhh... I'd like to talk to my brother.

Rudy: Well, you're gonna have to talk kinda loud. He left for Miami late last night.

Roy L. Fuchs: Miami?

Rudy: Yeah. Miami Beach.

Roy L. Fuchs: Miami Beach?

Jeff: Florida.

Roy L. Fuchs: I know where the fuck Miami Beach is, dummy.

Roy L. Fuchs: I'll tell you something. This country is going to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought.

[Roy L. and Slaton are discussing Barbara's trial]

Roy L. Fuchs: I can't believe you got Hangin' Judge Harrison. He's not on the take; he's legit.

Sam Slaton: Remember that colored kid that got caught stealing a case of beer?

Roy L. Fuchs: Billy Ray? Billy Ray Washington?

Sam Slaton: [nods] Hangin' Judge Harrison gave him thirty five years hard labor! You need somebody who'll throw the book at this broad. I've paid off all the experts, all the witnesses; I've even got her lawyer on my payroll.

[cut to her attorney, who's fast asleep]

Sam Slaton: I can win this case, Roy... Trust me!

[Jeff digs up mud, and accidentally dumps it on Roy's shoes]

Roy L. Fuchs: Now aren't you a little big to be playing in the fucking mud?

Rudy: Luke told me that if you came around here to have you arrested for trespassing. Now, are you going to leave, or are we going to have to call the cops?

Jeff: Yeah, do we have to call the cops?

Roy L. Fuchs: What are you, a fucking parrot?

Sam Slaton: Come on, Roy. Let's go.

Roy L. Fuchs: Suck-ass son of a bitch.