Roxana Quotes in Head Over Heels (2001)

Candi: If they get married, I'll do the shower.

Jade: I'll do the pictures.

Roxana: I do groomsmen.

Amanda: I searched his apartment and I know him... intimately.

Roxana: Honey, you left the blinds open. We all know him intimately.

Roxana: [underneath Holly] Oh. You borrowed my panties again.

Roxana: And remember, turn on the headlights.

Roxana: Hey Amanda? If you find a 20 dollar bill on the floor of someone else's apartment is it the same as if you find it in the street?

Amanda: No.

Roxana: Then I haven't found anything.

Candi: No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules.

Roxana: Ew!

Jade: No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?

Jade: So Mr. Alfredo, you need models?

Alfredo: Well what the hell have I been saying?

Roxana: Well what the hell do we look like?

Roxana: Isn't that the new CK girl?

Jade: Uh-huh. She's cute.

Holly: You know, I heard they gave here eleven million dollars.

Amanda: She looks fourteen, though.

Holly: Hello?

Roxana, Jade, Holly: She's twelve.

Roxana: [about her affair with Faundez] ... and I don't know why I am still going out with that crazy dick old bastard. You tell me why the fuck hasn't he showed for work yet, uh?

Roxana: I don't suppose any man has ever understood any woman since the beginning of things. You don't understand our imaginations.