Rowlf Quotes in The Muppets (2011)

Rowlf: How come you didn't use me in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting.

[cut to Rowlf snoring in a hammock on his porch surrounded by other Muppets]

Kermit the Frog: Rowlf?

Rowlf: Huh?

Kermit the Frog: You wanna get back together?

Rowlf: Okay.

[cut back to the car]

Rowlf: Heh heh. Classic.

Sam Eagle: Hello.

Rowlf: Hello.

Link Hogthrob: Hello.

Beaker: Mee-Meep.

[sees an ax in his own hands, freaks out a bit while getting rid of it to grab a hairdryer]

Beaker: Mee-Meep.

Rowlf, Sam Eagle, Link Hogthrob, Beaker: Hello.

Rowlf: [singing] An Albino.

Sam Eagle: [singing] A Mosquito.

Beaker: [singing] Mee-mee-mee-mo.

Mr. Skeffington: Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.

Rowlf: Don't we all?

[after Mr. Skeffington is done talking baby talk to his dog]

Rowlf: It's amazing. You speak Chinese like a native.

Baby Kermit: [Muppet Babies, singing] She's gonna be a movie star. And she's gonna learn to drive a car; she's gonna be a vet'rinarian, too.

[to Kermit]

Miss Piggy: And I'm gonna always love you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

Fozzie Bear: Well, she's gonna be a singer, whoa-whoa-whoa!

Scooter: And she's gonna learn to fly a plane!

Rowlf: She'll be a doctor of diseases and help you with your sneezes...

Gonzo: ...and practice neurosurgery on your brain!

Rowlf: Let me talk to them. Woof-woof. Woof-woof.

[guard dogs start to heel]

Rowlf: It helps to know a second language.

Kermit: Now, we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission. There could be physical violence, there could be gunplay, and there is the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed. So if anybody wants out, now is the time to say it.

Floyd: I'm out.

Rowlf: Me too.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Ditto.

Beaker: Meep meep.

Zoot: Hey, don't we have a gig around here, or something, or somewhere?

Pops: Sorry, I got a dental appointment.

Janice: It's like this, Kermit, I have to go to work all day...

[everyone starts talking at once]

Fozzie: [shouting] Hold it!

[everyone stops talking]

Fozzie: Shame on you! I thought we were in this thing together. I'm just as scared as you are, but this has to be done! We don't want the bad guys to win. We gotta do this f-f-for justice! For freedom! For honesty!

Fozzie: [going over checklist] Whoopie cushion?

Rowlf: I think it's on the bus.