Ross Carpenter Quotes in Girls! Girls! Girls! (1962)

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Ross Carpenter Quotes:

  • Papa Stavros: Hey, Ross, what do I get?

    Ross Carpenter: You've got Mama!

  • [first lines]

    Ross Carpenter: [singing] Girls, goin' swimming, Girl, in bikinis, / A walkin' and wigglin' by, yay, yay, yay / Girls, on the beaches, / Girls, oh, what a peaches, / So pretty, Lord I could cry / I'm just a red blooded boy / And I can't stop thinkin' about Girls!

  • Ross Carpenter: What's this?

    Robin Gantner: The swinger with the mink look sent it over.

  • Back Up Singers: [singing] Return to sender / Return to sender.

    Ross Carpenter: [singing] I gave a letter to the postman, he put it in his sack. / Bright and early next morning, he brought my letter back.

  • Ross Carpenter: [singing] When a boy like me meets a girl like you.

  • Ross Carpenter: [singing] Angel walk on street, Earth boy walking too / All at once they meet, Oo-oo-oo dreams come true.

  • Ross Carpenter: [singing] I don't want to get tied down with a girl like you / I don't want to... love you, but I do.

  • Ross Carpenter: [singing] If I should live to be ninety, I will never forget / The little shrimp and the song he sang as he jumped into the net.

  • [last lines]

    Ross Carpenter: [singing] I'm just a red blooded boy / And I can't stop thinkin' about Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls!

  • Ross Carpenter: You know something? I should win a medal.

    Laurel Dodge: What for?

    Ross Carpenter: For being the world's biggest jackass. Well, say something.

    Laurel Dodge: Okay, You're the world's biggest jackass.

    Ross Carpenter: No. I thought the only thing in the world that could make me happy was owning the boat. But it isn't. I'm over it, I'm over it.

    Laurel Dodge: I love you anyway.

    Ross Carpenter: Hey, I'll tell you what. We'll build a new boat. You and I.

    Laurel Dodge: Is that a proposal or a proposition?

    Ross Carpenter: Well, either you marry me or live with me in sin.

    Laurel Dodge: Couldn't I have a little of both?

  • Mrs. Arthur Morgan: I don't give to organised charity, but there's a big charge in doing it this way - individual cases.

    Ross Carpenter: Mrs. Morgan, I don't - I have to earn what i get.

    Mrs. Arthur Morgan: [Lasciviously and with bat of eyelids] Oh you would, honey - you would...!

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