Rose Lindsey Quotes in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)

Rose Lindsey: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?

Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.

Rose Lindsey: Why don't you go on home, have a glass of wine and put some cucumber slices on your eyes, you'll feel much better.

Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: Well, I'm all out of cucumbers.

Rose Lindsey: Sue Ellen, every girl over twenty-five should have a cucumber in the house.

Rose Lindsey: Where is Carolyn?

Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: Mouse brown hair, gives you a headache? Talks like she's chewing her face?

Rose Lindsey: That's her.

Rose Lindsey: Don't feel overwhelmed, just do one thing at a time.

Carolyn: River Ridge Hospital is on line for you, it seems there's been an emergency with your son.

Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: Oh!... My son!

Rose Lindsey: Your son?

Gus: Your son?