Roque Quotes in The Losers (2010)

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Roque Quotes:

  • Jensen: [Aisha has the Losers in a Mexican standoff] Ohhhh... shit. She's got a gun and... it's pointed at my dick. Clay, it's pointed at my dick!

    Pooch: Would you rather it was pointed at your face?

    Jensen: I know it makes no sense, but yes!

    [Aisha points her gun at Jensen's face]

    Pooch: Better?

    Jensen: Not really...

    Clay: Where's your gun, Jensen?

    Jensen: It's in the van.

    Clay: What's it doing there?

    Jensen: Not... much.

    [Aisha rolls her eyes]

    Roque: Will you two shut up?

    Jensen: Well, what if it was pointed at YOUR dick?

    [Aisha shoots Jensen in the arm]

  • Roque: Okay, you stay with us. But if anything smells like a trap, I get to put a bullet in your skull. Does that sound fair?

    Aisha: That sounds fun.

    Jensen: Sounds like my parents...

  • Roque: [Seeing Jenson's Pink Petunia shirt] Am I the only one who sees this shirt?

    Jensen: Oh, yeah. It's my niece's little league soccer team, the Petunias, they're in the finals, so I...

    [the whole team walks away in disgust]

    Jensen: They're... they're in the finals!

  • Roque: Think you're thinking clear on this? Huh? 'Cuz every time we mess up, it's because of a woman.

    Clay: Name one time that I...

    Roque: Amber.

    Clay: Amber wasn't the problem, Amber's husband was the problem.

    Pooch: Amber's husband wasn't the one who shot you.

    Clay: It was only in the leg.

    Jensen: What about Emma?

    Clay: Emma doesn't count. I didn't sleep with Emma.

    Roque: No, because she put a bomb in your car!

    Clay: All right, I admit - that did take a little of the romance out of it.

  • Clay: I'm clear, Roque.

    Roque: Well, you better be, because I ain't getting killed by no girl.

    Aisha: [coming up behind them] Been a long time since anyone called me a girl.

    [to Clay]

    Aisha: She put a *bomb* in your car?

    Clay: She was volatile.

  • Pooch: All right, look. We're not going anywhere until you two squash this bullshit.

    Clay: Pooch, we're on a schedule here. Let's go.

    Pooch: [imitating Clay] Oh, "we're on a schedule?"

    [Yanks the keys out the ignition, looks pointedly at Clay and Roque]

    Clay: [sighs] Roque... I'm sorry I hit you in the face.

    Pooch: [laughing] Oh. That was good. That was good. Roque? ROQUE?

    Roque: Clay... I'm sorry I threatened to cut your head off.

    Pooch: VERY good! Wow. Don't you two feel so much better?

    ClayRoque: [in unison] NO.

    Pooch: I don't give a shit. I say we go watch Jensen get himself killed, yeah?

  • Roque: Gee, I hope they don't see us sitting in this bright yellow Pinto.

    Clay: Are you ashamed to be seen in an American classic?

  • Roque: This is not a sweet car, dawg.

    Clay: This is a classic.

    Roque: Yeah, this is a classic piece of shit.

  • Roque: Come, on, Clay! Look around you. I mean, do you think we're in a position to actually take on some CIA super-spook?

    Clay: Roque...

    Roque: It's a hell of a plan. You know what? Pooch could set up over there by the taco stand, and Jensen could set up communications right there by the hookers.

  • Clay: I knew you wouldn't shoot her.

    Roque: Not today...

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