Rooster Quotes in Righteous Kill (2008)

Rooster: A righteous man before me stands. A hero in these filthy lands. A brother in arms in heart are you. I was really hoping you get it too.

Rooster: So long, Tom.

Turk: Where are you going?

Rooster: I dunno. To hell, I suppose.

Rooster: You know what I think about before I pull the trigger? I think about the infield fly rule. I love that fucking rule. It assumes the worst of everybody. It says sorry batter you're a smuck for poppin' up with runners on and you stupid ass infielder you don't get to cheat and drop the ball just because you caught a break. My favorite part, the batter's out but the runners advance at their own risk. That's the way life should be, you can be a motherfucker at your own risk... or not.

Rooster: You tried to set me up and this is how you do it? You thought I'd get my dick cut off but instead you blew it.

Rooster: He's gonna kill again. You know it, and I know it.

Lieutenant Hingis: I'm tellin' you, you screw it up badly enough they may try to fuck you outta your pension. You wanna risk that?

Rooster: Yeah.

Turk: Fuck yeah.

Dr. Chadrabar: [on Yevgeny] He is one of the toughest human beings I've ever encountered. He took six bullets in him.

Rooster: Six? Woo!

Dr. Chadrabar: Even the night he was wounded, three from previous shootings. The man is a TANK.

Lieutenant Hingis: So are you fit to return to duty?

Rooster: Abso-fucking-lutely.

[first lines]

Rooster: One, between the eye!

Turk: Two, between the eye!

Rooster: Oh sir. We are just so thrilled to have found Annie. We don't need any money.

Daddy Warbucks: I'll take it back.

Lily: Of course, we are poor people. It would help us a lot. We could buy her milk, a warm blanket.

Daddy Warbucks: Put it in your pocket, Mrs. Mudge.

Rooster: This is Lily St. Regis.

Lily: Named from the hotel.

Miss Hannigan: Room service!

Annie: [while tearing up the check] Mr. Warbucks will eat your livers!

Rooster: I'll kill ya, ya little brat. I'll kill ya!

Miss Hannigan: [to herself] He's really gonna kill her!

[while chasing Rooster and Annie]

Miss Hannigan: Rooster! Rooster stop! Rooster, she's a baby!

Rooster: Easy Street. Easy Street. Annie is the key.

Miss Hannigan: Yessiree.

Lily: Yessiree.

Rooster: Yessiree.

Pig: [Various animals are pouring into John's apartment] ... Good evening, Doctor.

Dr. John Dolittle: ...No. You're gonna have to take your fat ass back out.

Penguin: Oh, my God. What a zoo.

Pig: Hmm, obviously not a kosher establishment.

Rooster: Where are the chicks? Ooh! I'm cool.

Pig: [belches] ... Very well-appointed sty.

Dr. John Dolittle: What's going on? What is all this?

Owl: I don't know. You know, tell a friend. Ha ha.

Lucky: Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, Doc.

Sheep: Our butts hurt.

Dr. John Dolittle: Okay. Let's do this. And watch your droppings.

Rodney: Tonight, this is the house of love! East Coast! West Coast! Let's unite! Is Brooklyn in the house...?

Baby Sinister: The fact of the matter is by the year 2000 every city will be black. Thanks to the fax, the modem, conference call, federal-f**king express, the beast will be able to conduct his business from his home in the white suburb leaving the city a great wide warzone full of nuclear brothers.

Rooster: That's what I'm saying man, the fax, modem, FTD...

Baby Sinister: What the f**k you talking about, FTD?

Rooster: You got to have flowers in the warzone, Baby.

Mister Shhh: I'm looking for Earl Denton.

Rooster: [repeating] He's lookin' for Earl Denton.

Baby Sinister: Earl Denton ?

Mister Shhh: AKA Easy Wind.

Baby Sinister: AKA Easy Wind ? - What the fuck you here this, boy ? - AKA My dick, Uncle Salty!

Rooster: [repeating] AKA His dick, Uncle Salty!

Mister Shhh: I need to find Earl Denton.

Baby Sinister: What you think, - huh? - You think we just give him up - like I was your house nigger?

Rooster: [repeating] Yeah, does he look like your house nigger, punk?

Baby Sinister: Will you shut the fuck up for eleven seconds?

Rooster: It's cool.

Mister Shhh: Please, tell me where he is just co-operate and no-o-o one gets hurt.

Baby Sinister: Say good bye, bitch.

Flask: Well, you know how that old saying goes, 'What goes around, comes around'!

Rooster: What do you know? You just a stupid-ass flask anyway.

Flask: Stupid? You're the one talking to a flask.

Rooster: I gotta stop drinkin' this shit.