Roosevelt Quotes in RoboCop (1987)
Bob Morton: How does he eat?
Roosevelt: His digestive system is extremely simple. This processor dispenses a rudimentary paste that sustains his organic systems.
Johnson: [Roosevelt dispenses the paste into a cup and hands it to Johnson] Tastes like baby food.
Bob Morton: Knock yourself out.
Tyler: [while creating RoboCop] We were able to save the left arm.
Bob Morton: What? I thought we agreed on total body prosthesis. Now, lose the arm, okay?
Tyler: Jesus, Morton!
[snaps his finger at RoboCop]
Bob Morton: Can he understand what I'm saying?
Roosevelt: Doesn't matter. We're gonna blank his memory anyway.
Bob Morton: Well, I think we should lose the arm. Wha-what do you think, Johnson?
Johnson: Well, he signed a release form when he joined the force. He's legally dead. We can do pretty much what we want to him.
Bob Morton: Lose the arm.
Tyler: Shut him down. Prep him for surgery.
[looks down at RoboCop while his monitor vision shuts off]
Roosevelt: The entire outer skin will be like this.
Tyler: It's titanium, laminated with kevlar.
Roosevelt: Go ahead. Shake his hand.
[the robotic arm extends to shake Morton's hand]
Bob Morton: Come here often? How you doin'?
Bob Morton: [cringes as the robot hand grips his hand hard] Ow! God! He's got a helluva grip!
Tyler: It's 400 foot-pounds. He could crush every bone in your hand.
Roosevelt: All right, attach it to his shoulder.
Bob Morton: [as the robotic arm wheels out] I like that.
Bob Morton: [Looks right into RoboCop's point of view] You are gonna be a bad motherfucker!
Scout Master Ward: Roosevelt, how's that lanyard coming?
Wren: Maybe you could do an explaining rap too.
Wren: I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist, I study ants and stuff if you get the gist, I'm about as cool as a guy can get...
Roosevelt: Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net.
Wren: Prang mantis, Prang mantis, the turtle, the turtle.
April: Don't do that.
Wren: What? Wha-what?.
Wren: [farts April faces]
La Greasy Delight: What are you guys building?
Roosevelt: Oh were building a skyyyscraper. Wanna watch it rise?
La Greasy Delight: May I have your order, please?
Roosevelt: Go ahead, Dad!
Donald: Er, let down your hair, unbutton your blouse, hike up your skirt, stick out your tongue, and a coke! And a coke!
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Characters on RoboCop (1987)
- Bixby Snyder
- Dick Jones
- Clarence Boddicker
- The Old Man
- Bob Morton
- Officer Lewis
- Steve Minh
- Sgt. Reed
- Rape Victim
- Commercial Voice-Over
- Slimey Lawyer
- Bail Bondsman
- Keva Rosenberg Unemployed Person
- Joe Cox
- Leon Nash
- Lt Hedgecock
- Alarm voice-over
- Commercial girl
- Commerical mom
- Commercial boy
- Commercial dad
- Grocery Mom
- Grocery Pop
- Jesse Perkins
- News Crew
- Casey Wong