Rool Quotes in Willow (1988)

Rool: We'll never catch up with those horses!

Franjean: Then we will have to track them.

Rool: That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!

Franjean: Are you suggesting we go home?

Rool: Nah, this is more fun.

Franjean: All right, fine then. Come on!

Franjean: Fine, good! Then we go that way, to the lake!

Rool: [tapping Franjean's shoulder] *That* way.

Franjean: You are drunk! And when you are drunk, you forget that I am in charge!

Rool: [in unison] You are in charge. Fine, then which way do we go?

Franjean, Rool: THAT WAY!

Madmartigan: Oh, NO! That's the way I'm going! All right, all right, you can follow me as far as the lake. But that's it!

[beat]

Madmartigan: You're not going south, are you?

Franjean: Oh no, where did everybody go?

Rool: Maybe it was something we said.

[Upon meeting Fin Raziel, who had been transformed into a muskrat]

Rool: That's Raziel?

Franjean: I don't know, I expected something more grand, less...

Rool: Fuzzy.

Franjean: Fuzzy.

Madmartigan: Well, looks like I got you here.

Franjean: You? What did you do?

Rool: All you did was hang around and eat our eggs.

Willow: I found a boat. We're all set.

Madmartigan: Good. Take these two lizards out and drown them.

Rool: Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard!

Rool: [drunk] Excuse me, are we having a party?

Rool: [Seeing an attractive woman at the bar] Oooh! Look at her! I could use a love potion on her!

[During an intense chase, Rool feels the need to vomit]

Rool: NO... MORE... BEER!

Franjean: Now, this way.

Rool: Nooo, no, I don't think so.

Franjean: All right, then, this way.

Rool: Nooo, no.

[points]

Rool: THIS way.

Franjean: THIS way?

Rool: That's what I SAID!

Franjean: [to Willow] This way.

Rool: [to the tavern cat] You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your whiskers! I have to kiss you!

Rool: Rats! Big rats!

Franjean: What? What? Oh, Rool, you and that stupid rat dream.

Rool: Let me see!

Franjean: Let *me* see!

Rool: You always see!