Roo Quotes in Winnie the Pooh (2011)
Roo: Tell us more about what Backsons do.
Tigger: Yes, more about what Backsons do.
Owl: More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?
Tigger: Maybe they make you sleep too late.
Owl: Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!
Eeyore: I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.
Owl: You're on a roll. Go on, go on!
Rabbit: They muddy up your tidy house.
Piglet: Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.
Roo: They break your crayons.
Rabbit: They spill your tea!
Kanga: They wake up babies at one and three.
Eeyore: They made me catch the cold I caught.
Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought.
Tigger: They swipe your stripes.
Piglet: They clog your pipes.
Rabbit: They dig up your garden.
Eeyore: They won't beg your pardon.
Pooh: They eat your snacks.
Piglet: They won't relax!
Rabbit: They chip your tooth!
Kanga: They steal your youth!
Owl: And now you know the horrible truth!
Owl, Tigger, Pooh, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Piglet: The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!
Rabbit: [believing they've caught The Backson] Now that we have him. Owl, you can go and get Christopher Robin back.
Owl: No, no I'm far to important to put myself in that predicament. Kanga, off you go.
Kanga: Oh,no, no, no, no, no.
Kanga: [holds up Roo] I'm with child.
Roo: Send the pig!
Roo: I know. Christopher Robin has a jump rope.
Rabbit: Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it! Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.
Pooh: Oh, I see. Yes, Piglet, go and bring some honey.
Rabbit: Yes, bring some honey... Doh! The jump rope, Piglet, the jump rope!
Pooh: With a little honey on the side.
Piglet: You mean all by myself? Through there?
Owl: [Flies out of the pit to Piglet] Yes, Piglet. Through a dark wood fraught with peril, on a mission of life or death. It is a task of great complexity, but I have full confidence that you shall return victorious and rescue us from the abyss. Go forth, Piglet, and we shall await your return, for weeks if necessary.
[Flies back down, as everyone looks astonished]
Rabbit: I can't believe... how wonderful that speech was!
Pooh: I can't, either.
Eeyore: Moved me to tears.
Roo: [about Piglet] Do you think he's gonna be alright?
Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Christopher Robin.
Christopher Robin: Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.
Owl, Kanga, Roo: Good morning, Pooh bear.
Eeyore: If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
Kanga: Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.
Winnie the Pooh: Honeysuckle!
[Pooh tries to eat flowers]
Kanga: No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh.
Roo: [swinging on Tigger's tail] Don't swing on a swing. / It's much too frail. / The best kind of swing / Is a Tigger's tail. Whee!
Roo: I bet you can climb trees, huh, Tigger?
Tigger: Climb trees? Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Why, that's what tiggers do best! Only tiggers don't climb trees, they *bounce* 'em! Come on, let's go! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Roo: [swings off Tigger's tail to another branch] What's the matter, Tigger?
Tigger: Phew-ah, thank goodness, I was just getting seasick from...
Tigger: seeing too much.
Tigger: [asking about doing the whoop de dooper loop de looper alley ooper bounce]
Roo: You're a little on the smallish side of tiny and kinda lacking in perpendicular.
Roo: What is this doo-hickey?
Tigger: Why, that's no doo-hickey. It's a thing-a-ma-bob.
Owl: [Reciting the letter] Dear Tigger, just a note to say:...
Kanga: ...dress warmly...
Winnie The Pooh: ...eat well...
Piglet: ...stay safe and sound...
Eeyore: ...keep smiling...
Roo: We're always there for you.
Everyone: Your family.
Roo: [everybody's talking at once about the nightmare] I was asleep...
Rabbit: [silencing everybody] One at a time!
Rabbit: Thank you. Now what is going...?
Tigger: [interrupting] Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
Rabbit: Er, Tigger?
Tigger: There I was, sleeping, dreaming Tiggerish dreams.
Roo: 'Scuse me. What's a heffalump?
Rabbit, Tigger: What's a heffalump?
Rabbit: Hem hem.
Rabbit: Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.
Tigger: It's gotta fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.
Roo: Are you sure you're a heffalump?
Lumpy: My mummy says I am.
Roo: Well, if you are a heffalump, then in the name of the Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!
Lumpy: I think I'd better go home now.
Lumpy: 'Cause I'm not supposed to go in that part of the woods. Scary things live there.
Roo: Huh? That's where I live. There aren't any scary things there.
Lumpy: Are too. There's a stripy thing that bounces and it goes hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Roo: Whoa! No, no, that's Tigger. You're wrong about him. He's great.
Lumpy: And there's this little pig monster that squeals and shrieks all the time. And it will get you if you don't watch out.
Roo: Oh no.
Roo: You're wrong about Piglet too. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Lumpy: And then there's that loud thing. He's got long ears. And he yells at everybody.
Roo: Yeah, you're kind of right about Rabbit. But he's okay, once you get to know him.
Roo: You're not captured anymore.
Roo: H-hey everybody, look what I found!
[Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet and Eeyore come over to look at Roo's discovery, a large a hole in the grass]
Tigger: [pointing] It's a swimming pool.
Eeyore: The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.
Roo: I've gotta catch a heffalump.
Lumpy: Oh, really?
Lumpy: You can catch me. I'm a heffalump.
Roo: A heffalump.
Lumpy: [hopping up and down, singsong] Heffalump. Heffalump. That's what I am all right. A heffalump.
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