Roo Quotes in Winnie the Pooh (2011)

Roo: Tell us more about what Backsons do.

Tigger: Yes, more about what Backsons do.

Owl: More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?

Tigger: Maybe they make you sleep too late.

Owl: Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!

Eeyore: I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.

Owl: You're on a roll. Go on, go on!

Rabbit: They muddy up your tidy house.

Piglet: Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.

Roo: They break your crayons.

Rabbit: They spill your tea!

Kanga: They wake up babies at one and three.

Eeyore: They made me catch the cold I caught.

Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought.

Tigger: They swipe your stripes.

Piglet: They clog your pipes.

Rabbit: They dig up your garden.

Eeyore: They won't beg your pardon.

Pooh: They eat your snacks.

Piglet: They won't relax!

Rabbit: They chip your tooth!

Kanga: They steal your youth!

Owl: And now you know the horrible truth!

Owl, Tigger, Pooh, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Piglet: The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!

Rabbit: [believing they've caught The Backson] Now that we have him. Owl, you can go and get Christopher Robin back.

Owl: No, no I'm far to important to put myself in that predicament. Kanga, off you go.

Kanga: Oh,no, no, no, no, no.

Kanga: [holds up Roo] I'm with child.

Roo: Send the pig!

Roo: I know. Christopher Robin has a jump rope.

Rabbit: Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it! Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.

Pooh: Oh, I see. Yes, Piglet, go and bring some honey.

Rabbit: Yes, bring some honey... Doh! The jump rope, Piglet, the jump rope!

Pooh: With a little honey on the side.

Piglet: You mean all by myself? Through there?

Owl: [Flies out of the pit to Piglet] Yes, Piglet. Through a dark wood fraught with peril, on a mission of life or death. It is a task of great complexity, but I have full confidence that you shall return victorious and rescue us from the abyss. Go forth, Piglet, and we shall await your return, for weeks if necessary.

[Flies back down, as everyone looks astonished]

Rabbit: Owl!

Owl: What?

Rabbit: I can't believe... how wonderful that speech was!

Pooh: I can't, either.

Eeyore: Moved me to tears.

Roo: [about Piglet] Do you think he's gonna be alright?

Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin: Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.

Owl, Kanga, Roo: Good morning, Pooh bear.

Eeyore: If it is a good morning, which I doubt.

Kanga: Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.

Roo: Flowers.

Winnie the Pooh: Honeysuckle!

[Pooh tries to eat flowers]

Kanga: No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh.

Roo: [swinging on Tigger's tail] Don't swing on a swing. / It's much too frail. / The best kind of swing / Is a Tigger's tail. Whee!

Roo: I bet you can climb trees, huh, Tigger?

Tigger: Climb trees? Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Why, that's what tiggers do best! Only tiggers don't climb trees, they *bounce* 'em! Come on, let's go! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Roo: [swings off Tigger's tail to another branch] What's the matter, Tigger?

Tigger: Phew-ah, thank goodness, I was just getting seasick from...

[gulps]

Tigger: seeing too much.

Tigger: [asking about doing the whoop de dooper loop de looper alley ooper bounce]

Roo: You're a little on the smallish side of tiny and kinda lacking in perpendicular.

Roo: What is this doo-hickey?

Tigger: Why, that's no doo-hickey. It's a thing-a-ma-bob.

Owl: [Reciting the letter] Dear Tigger, just a note to say:...

Kanga: ...dress warmly...

Winnie The Pooh: ...eat well...

Piglet: ...stay safe and sound...

Eeyore: ...keep smiling...

Roo: We're always there for you.

Owl: Signed

Everyone: Your family.

Roo: [everybody's talking at once about the nightmare] I was asleep...

Rabbit: [silencing everybody] One at a time!

[immediate silence]

Rabbit: Thank you. Now what is going...?

Tigger: [interrupting] Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!

Rabbit: Er, Tigger?

Tigger: There I was, sleeping, dreaming Tiggerish dreams.

Roo: 'Scuse me. What's a heffalump?

Rabbit, Tigger: What's a heffalump?

Rabbit: Hem hem.

[singing]

Rabbit: Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.

Tigger: It's gotta fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.

Roo: Are you sure you're a heffalump?

Lumpy: My mummy says I am.

Roo: Well, if you are a heffalump, then in the name of the Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!

Lumpy: Okay!

Lumpy: I think I'd better go home now.

Roo: Why?

Lumpy: 'Cause I'm not supposed to go in that part of the woods. Scary things live there.

Roo: Huh? That's where I live. There aren't any scary things there.

Lumpy: Are too. There's a stripy thing that bounces and it goes hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Roo: Whoa! No, no, that's Tigger. You're wrong about him. He's great.

Lumpy: And there's this little pig monster that squeals and shrieks all the time. And it will get you if you don't watch out.

Roo: Oh no.

[giggles]

Roo: You're wrong about Piglet too. He wouldn't hurt a fly.

Lumpy: And then there's that loud thing. He's got long ears. And he yells at everybody.

Roo: Yeah, you're kind of right about Rabbit. But he's okay, once you get to know him.

Roo: Lumpster?

Lumpy: Yeah?

Roo: You're not captured anymore.

Lumpy: Yay!

Roo: H-hey everybody, look what I found!

[Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet and Eeyore come over to look at Roo's discovery, a large a hole in the grass]

Tigger: [pointing] It's a swimming pool.

Eeyore: The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.

Roo: I've gotta catch a heffalump.

Lumpy: Oh, really?

[pounces Roo]

Lumpy: You can catch me. I'm a heffalump.

Roo: A heffalump.

Lumpy: [hopping up and down, singsong] Heffalump. Heffalump. That's what I am all right. A heffalump.