Ronnie Kwok Quotes in Knights of Badassdom (2013)

Ronnie Kwok: [in distress] You just summoned a succubus from Hell!

Eric: [pauses] Sorry.

Hung: I can hear the breeze on my skin. 'Tis burnt orange.

Lando: And in English?... What the fuck's he saying?

Ronnie Kwok: [whispering] I don't know.

Hung: There's electricity in the air.

Ronnie Kwok: Joe Revitt's here? What the frack, Eric. I hate that guy!

Eric: Ronald, Ronald, why be so petty? I mean, surely, you're not still sore about your syphilitic paladin. Perhaps the pages of your monster manual remain... stucketh together?

Ronnie Kwok: [pause] For old time sake, he's in.

Ronnie Kwok: If you don't stop complaining, the gods of Vincebus are going to curse all your characters with a case of evil herpes!

Ronnie Kwok: [sung] And your appeasement of the gods of Vincebus...

[normal voice]

Ronnie Kwok: have failed.

Eric: What? Seven blood packs not enough, Ronnie?