Romeo Quotes in The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

Connor MacManus: [Grabs gun and points it at Romeo] And an awesome wailin' was heard throughout...

Murphy MacManus: And the terrible hand of the lord, struck upon the earth...

Connor MacManus: And as almighty God, created you... Now... He calleth you home!

Connor MacManus: [pause. Gun Clicks] Oops... Busy signal... We'll have to calleth back!

Murphy MacManus: [Brothers Laugh] Let's have a shot while we're waitin'!

Connor MacManus: I think he took a little piss!

Romeo: That shit was not funny!

Doc: [being introduced to Romeo] They call me... FUCK... ASS!

Romeo: [hesitates for a moment] How ya doin, fuck ass, I'm Romeo.

Romeo: Ding Dong Motherfucker! Ding Dong!

Romeo: This ain't rocket surgery.

Romeo: Are you saying I look gay?

Murphy MacManus: No. You just hail from a colorful...

Romeo: You don't know me. You think these make me look gay?

Irish Gun Dealer: You look like you might have seen one up close.

Romeo: Hey guys! You know what this is? This is our hideout man!

Connor MacManus: What are you fuckin' five?

Murphy MacManus: Look we have sticks, and some blankets. You could make a fort.

Romeo: Fuck you guys, this is cool. We even have a pinball machine.

Murphy MacManus: I thought you said your car was 'inconspicuous'?

Romeo: Yeah, well I don't like words with 'spic' right in the middle. Besides, it is where I live.

Murphy MacManus: Yeah, where's that Margaritaville?

Romeo: Hey, I hail from a colorful people. Besides, you wouldn't know style if it pitched a tent in your ass.

Romeo: Why can't I help you guys? It's because I'm a Mexican, ain't it?

Connor MacManus: How dare you, sir, you insinuate such a thing! The fact that you're a greasy spic has nothing to do with it.

[Connor and Murphy start laughing]

Connor MacManus: Then we skin out. We go to Doc's for a shot of Irish. We're home in time for tacos.

[claps hands]

Connor MacManus: That's what we do.

Murphy MacManus: [looks at Connor doubtingly]

Connor MacManus: What?

Murphy MacManus: It's just this plan.

Connor MacManus: What the fucks wrong with the plan?

Murphy MacManus: It's, it's

Romeo: It's genius! I can even drive an F-lift man. Got my class D license and everything.

Connor MacManus: That's the fucking spirit!

Romeo: I'm gonna need a gun.

Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus: Forget it!

Romeo: The fuck man, I'm in on this shit. I'm workin here.

Connor MacManus: Fuck's sake. Know what your gonna do? You're gonna consider yourself a fucking pledge 'til we tell you different.

Murphy MacManus: [laughs]

Romeo: Can I consider myself your girlfriend too?

Connor MacManus: That's what you get. Is there a fucking problem?

Romeo: It's fine!

Connor MacManus: I'm fucking watching you. You understand me. You stow that shit.

Murphy MacManus: Don't you worry, Rome, shit like this that builds character.

Romeo: Yeah, character of a little bitch.

Murphy MacManus: Now that's just unprofessional.

Romeo: Ding dong motherfucker... ding dong!

Romeo: Who ordered the whup ass fajita?

[Connor and Murphy stare at him for a moment]

Murphy MacManus: That's fuckin' stupid.

Connor MacManus: Completely retarted.

[repeated line]

Romeo: [after being foiled by Luc Deveraux] I hate that guy!

Romeo: [after Erin Young caughts Romeo on fire] I'm just warming up, Deveraux.

[Trying to jump off building into garbage truck]

Romeo: Capture Deveraux, minimal damage.

[Jumps]

Romeo: [Truck moves]

Romeo: Oh SHIT!

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: If I had it to do all over again, I'd still hit that shot.

Romeo: Man, you'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel.

[In preparation to shoot over the water hazard at hole 18 at the US Open]

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: This is for Venturi who thinks I should lay up.

Romeo: What does he know? He only won this tournament before you were born.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: [At the first tee in the first round of the U.S. Open] I got time for a quick bucket?

US Open Starter: Tee it up.

Romeo: Man, it took awhile to get you off the floor this morning, hoss. And may I say you don't handle the hooch like you used to.

[looking down the fairway]

Romeo: Oh yeah, I saw this hole on TV. Just hit the big dog the hell up the chute.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: No, I've learned my lesson. Just going to play it safe, smart, conservative, fairways and greens.Give me the 2-Iron.

Romeo: Are you sure?

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Yeah.

[takes the 2-Iron and hits his drive]

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Be humble, be humble.

Romeo: [after the round is over] 83. Well, you're humble now, holmes.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I was hungover.

Romeo: Well... that may have been a coaching error on my part.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Yeah, I think maybe it was. Thanks, amigo.

Romeo: Eliza, you have to do your best. It'd be a pity to miss this chance. Some important steps in life depend on small things. And some chances shouldn't be wasted. You know, in '91, your Mum and I decided to move back. It was a bad decision. We thought things would change, we thought we'd move mountains. We didn't move anything. I have no regrets, though. At least we tried...

Romeo: Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear its sight. For I never saw true beauty 'til this night.

Romeo: I defy you, stars!

Romeo: If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this. My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Juliet: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this. For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

Romeo: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers, too?

Juliet: Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

Romeo: Well, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do. They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

Juliet: Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.

Romeo: Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take.

Romeo: [They kiss] Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged.

Juliet: Then have my lips the sin that they have took?

Romeo: Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.

Juliet: [they kiss again] You kiss by the book.

Romeo: I dreamt a dream tonight.

Mercutio: And so did I.

Romeo: And what was yours?

Mercutio: That dreamers often lie.

Mercutio: O! Then I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies' midwife, and comes in a shape no bigger than an agate-stone, on the fore-finger of an alderman, drawn with a little team of atomies, over men's noses as they lie asleep. Her chariot is an empty hazelnut. Her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat. And in this state, she gallops, night by night, through lovers' brains and then they dream of... love! O'er lawyers fingers who straight dream on fees. Sometimes she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, and then dreams he of cutting foreign throats. And then, being thus frighted, swears a prayer or two and sleeps again.

[becoming more passionate]

Mercutio: This is the hag, when maids lie on their BACKS, that presses them! And learns them first to bear, making them women of good carriage! This is she! THIS IS SHE!

Romeo: Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.

Mercutio: If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking and you beat love down.

Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet.

Romeo: Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

Juliet: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy, thou art thyself though not a Montague. What is Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man. Oh, what's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet; so Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, retain that dear perfection to which he owes without that title. Romeo, doff thy name! And for thy name, which is no part of thee, take all myself.

Romeo: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

Romeo: I am Fortune's fool!

Romeo: Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.

Romeo: Tempt not a desperate man!

Romeo: He jests at scars that never felt a wound.

Romeo: O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

Juliet: What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?

Romeo: The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.

Juliet: I gave thee mine before thou didst request it!

Romeo: Eyes, look your last! Arms, take your last embrace!

Romeo: The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law.

Romeo: [to Tybalt] Either thou, or I, or both must go with him!

Juliet: If they do see thee they will murder thee.

Romeo: I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes, but thou love me, let them find me here. My life were better ended by their hate than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.

Romeo: Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight.

Juliet: O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, who monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable.

Romeo: What shall I swear by?

Juliet: Do not swear at all. Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry, and I'll believe thee.

Romeo: Be satisfied!

Romeo: Death, that hath sucked the honey of thy breath, hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.

Romeo: [refusing to fight] Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting. Villain am I none. Therefore farewell. I see thou knowest me not.

Romeo: I am forgetful

Romeo: He that hath the steerage of my course, direct my sail!

Benvolio: Why, Romeo, art thou mad?

Romeo: Not mad, but bound more than a mad man is. Shut up in prison, kept without my food, whipped and tormented.

Romeo: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a gentle kiss.

Romeo: Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

Romeo: Thus with a kiss I die.

Romeo: But soft; what light through yonder window breaks? It is my lady! O, it is my love. O that she knew she were.

Romeo: Death that hath sucked the honey of thy breath hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.

[enter Juliet above at a window]

Romeo: But soft. What light through yonder window breaks?

Romeo: O,she doth teach the torches to burn bright! It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear; Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear! So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows

Romeo: I am the worlds most luckiest man. My life knows naught but joy. If ever one sat in fortune's eye, 'tis I. My wife is clever, beautiful Bold, wise and true - Fate smiled it's broadest smil yet The day I said, "I do".

Romeo: [to Juliet] By yonder blessed moon, I swear. Which tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops...

Romeo: I defy you, stars.

Romeo: Oh, I am fortune's fool!

Romeo: Under loves heavy burden do I sink.

Romeo: He that is strucken blind can not forget the precious treasure of his eyesight lost.

Romeo: Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.

Romeo: It is my lady, O, it is my love! Oh, that she knew she were!

Jensen: Do I look like a junky to you?

Romeo: You look a bit sick.