Roman Pearce Quotes in The Fate of the Furious (2017)

Roman Pearce: [Looks at a Lamborghini Murcielago] I'm in love.

Eric Reisner: Again, no, no! That's a million dollar show car. The point is to not draw attention.

Roman Pearce: That's reverse psychology. Dom will never see it coming.

Eric Reisner: It's neon orange. The International Space Station will see it coming.

Mr. Nobody: Thanks to your botched Berlin job, you all made Interpol's top 10 most wanted list.

Roman Pearce: Top 10? That's alright!

Mr. Nobody: Well, not you Roman.

Roman Pearce: What do you mean?

Mr. Nobody: You just missed the cut, you're number 11. So...

Roman Pearce: I missed? That's impossible!

[Everyone snickers]

Roman Pearce: What number did they come in at?

Eric Reisner: [Points to Hobbs] 6.

Eric Reisner: [Points to Letty] 8.

Eric Reisner: [Points to Tej] 9.

Eric Reisner: [Points to Ramsey] 10.

Roman Pearce: She's 10? That's impossible, there's no way she's a 10.

Tej Parker: Oh, she's definitely a 10.

Roman Pearce: [after shooting several men single handedly] Number 11 my ass!

[from trailer]

Roman Pearce: Why are they shooting at me?

Tej Parker: I don't know. Maybe because you're in a orange Lamborghini.

Roman Pearce: Shut up, Tej!

Roman Pearce: Is that a torpedo?

Hobbs: Take the wheel!

Roman Pearce: What?

[Hobbs gets out of vehicle, drifts torpedo into a convoy of trucks with his bare hands]

Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?

Roman Pearce: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?

Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

Roman Pearce: Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?

Gisele: [pulls her gun on Roman] They open at the same time I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?

Roman Pearce: You know, I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.

Brian O'Conner: I guess that depends on how you define 'special'.

Roman Pearce: [regarding going into a police station] Who's supposed to do all that?

[Everyone looks at Roman]

Roman Pearce: What do you mean? Why me?

Brian O'Conner: Cause you got the biggest mouth.

Tej: That is for damn sure.

Roman Pearce: $11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me.

Roman Pearce: Come on, man. Hook a brother up, please?

White Cop: No. And you're not my brother.

Roman Pearce: Brother from another mother. You ever heard that phrase?

Roman Pearce: You say what? This shit just went from mission:impossible to mission: in freaking sanity! Whatever man. I ain't scared, I'm just letting you all know: going in that building it's crazy!

Roman Pearce: [laughs] Really!

[laughs]

Roman Pearce: Where did you get that from? Papa Smurf?

Roman Pearce: You only live once, lets do this!

Tej: Oh, hell naw. I see they really scraped the bottom of the barrel, huh.

Roman Pearce: I guess they did since your ass is here. When you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?

Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

[last lines]

Brian O'Connor: Pockets ain't empty, cuz.

Roman Pearce: And we ain't hungry no more either, brah.

[after Roman Pearce smashed the car window]

Brian O'Connor: Now put your blouse back on.

Roman Pearce: Hater.

Roman Pearce: What you checkin' her out for?

Brian O'Connor: I'm not checkin' her out.

Roman Pearce: Yes, you were.

Brian O'Connor: No, I wasn't.

Roman Pearce: I seen you checkin' her out man.

Brian O'Connor: Ok, I was. Now shut up.

Roman Pearce: You shut up. Don't tell me to shut up.

Monica: Both you girlies shut up.

Roman Pearce: Don't even think about takin' the convertible. It might loosen your mousse.

Brian O'Connor: No, that's cool. That's too much chrome for me anyways.

[when Brian crosses the finish line first]

Roman Pearce: Got two new cars! That's all my man!

Korpi: Damm!

Roman Pearce: Y'all ain't ready, homeboy! Get to walking, Fabio.

[as they were leaving]

Roman Pearce: Use them bus tokens, partner!

Roman Pearce: The old man's gonna blow our cover before we even get started.

Agent Markham: [holds gun at Brian and Rome] Stop right there! Hands where I can see them!

Brian O'Connor: What's going on here?

Agent Markham: Hold this.

[tosses Agent Dunn his pistol]

Agent Markham: You think you can shoot at me? I'm a goddamn federal agent!

Agent Markham: [Roman grabs his food] Hey, that's mine!

Roman Pearce: So?

[Brian tries to use the ejection seat, but it doesn't work]

Enrique: What is that?

[Brian repeatedly tries the ejection seat, but it still doesn't work]

Enrique: What is that?

Roman Pearce: [over radio] It's Barstow, baby! It's about to get ugly!

[Brian, Roman, Carter, Monica, Roberto, and Enrique walk into a special room in the back of Pearl, a nightclub; Brian and Roman sees a blowtorch, a cloth, and a bucket]

Roman Pearce: What's all that?

Carter Verone: We're gonna have a little fun.

[Carter pops open a champagne, then pours Monica a glass]

Monica: Thank you.