Rollo Quotes in Valiant (2005)

Rollo: [Repeated line] Sabotage!

Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?

Juno MacGuff: I don't know. It's not seasoned yet.

[grabs products]

Juno MacGuff: I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.

[shakes pregnancy tester]

Rollo: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

Rollo: Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?

Juno MacGuff: I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced.

[Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach]

Rollo: Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.

Tough Girl: [to Juno] It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?

Rollo: Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.

Juno MacGuff: Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!

Rollo: Well, you know where the lavatory is.

[Juno heads towards the bathroom]

Rollo: [yells] You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!

Rollo: You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!