Roller Skater Quotes in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

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Roller Skater Quotes:

  • Roller Skater: Can I get my skates back please?

    Kermit the Frog: Hey, hey just a second. How did you know about that "toupe"?

    Miss Piggy: None of your beeswax!

    Kermit the Frog: Hey have you been spying on me?

    Roller Skater: I'll unlace them, while you fight. It's no trouble.

    Kermit the Frog: Piggy! Have you been spying on me?

    Miss Piggy: Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender.

    Roller Skater: You two-timing her?

    Kermit the Frog: No that's just Jenny. She's a friend. She's a friend and she's been trying to help me sell the show.

    Miss Piggy: Ha!

    Roller Skater: [to Piggy] He's gotta sell the show.

    [to Kermit]

    Roller Skater: What show?

    Miss Piggy: Well if she is just a friend then what about the... the huggies?

    Kermit the Frog: What?

    Roller Skater: [shocked] The Huggies! You gave Jenny the huggies?

    Miss Piggy: You know maybe, maybe Kermit, maybe it would have been better if we had never have met. Then, then you and Jenny would not be tormented by my presence.

    [sobbing]

    Kermit the Frog: Oh gee.

    Roller Skater: See what the huggies'll getcha?

  • Miss Piggy: I spy because I care!

    Kermit the Frog: Well I care, too!

    Miss Piggy: Well, *why* don't you say so?

    Kermit the Frog: I JUST DID!

    Miss Piggy: ALL RIGHT!

    [They start screaming, then try to catch their breath]

    Roller Skater: Keep the skates. Keep the skates. I don't use 'em anyway; I just like to run around in shorts.

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