Roller Skater Quotes in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)


Roller Skater Quotes:

  • Roller Skater: Can I get my skates back please?

    Kermit the Frog: Hey, hey just a second. How did you know about that "toupe"?

    Miss Piggy: None of your beeswax!

    Kermit the Frog: Hey have you been spying on me?

    Roller Skater: I'll unlace them, while you fight. It's no trouble.

    Kermit the Frog: Piggy! Have you been spying on me?

    Miss Piggy: Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender.

    Roller Skater: You two-timing her?

    Kermit the Frog: No that's just Jenny. She's a friend. She's a friend and she's been trying to help me sell the show.

    Miss Piggy: Ha!

    Roller Skater: [to Piggy] He's gotta sell the show.

    [to Kermit]

    Roller Skater: What show?

    Miss Piggy: Well if she is just a friend then what about the... the huggies?

    Kermit the Frog: What?

    Roller Skater: [shocked] The Huggies! You gave Jenny the huggies?

    Miss Piggy: You know maybe, maybe Kermit, maybe it would have been better if we had never have met. Then, then you and Jenny would not be tormented by my presence.


    Kermit the Frog: Oh gee.

    Roller Skater: See what the huggies'll getcha?

  • Miss Piggy: I spy because I care!

    Kermit the Frog: Well I care, too!

    Miss Piggy: Well, *why* don't you say so?

    Kermit the Frog: I JUST DID!

    Miss Piggy: ALL RIGHT!

    [They start screaming, then try to catch their breath]

    Roller Skater: Keep the skates. Keep the skates. I don't use 'em anyway; I just like to run around in shorts.

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