Roger Callaway Quotes in It Takes Two (1995)

Diane Barrows: Sorry to ruin your wedding. I just didn't want the wrong girl going down the aisle. I mean the wrong flower girl.

Roger Callaway: I think you had it right the first time.

Roger Callaway: [Amanda, as Alyssa, bangs a tune on the piano] Do you think maybe my daughter's asking for a little attention?

Vincenzo: I'd say she's demanding it.

Roger Callaway: [as Amanda bangs the final notes] Hmm.

Roger Callaway: I made my money the old-fashioned way - pure dumb luck.

Diane Barrows: Told ya. Third time's a charm...

Roger Callaway: Wait. All of this? This was *your* doing?

[Amanda and Alyssa smile]

Roger Callaway: Oh, it *was*, was it?

Roger Callaway: Well, girls, what do you have to say for yourselves?

Alyssa Calloway, Amanda Lemmon: So kiss already!

Roger Callaway: I don't know what's more bruised, my butt or my ego.

Roger Callaway: Clarice! Your hair! I mean you're here!

Roger Callaway: Vincenzo, did you ever hit a home run?

Vincenzo: Not recently.

Roger Callaway: You know the feeling when it's the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and you know the next one's coming right down the middle. And then, you just connect... and for an instant, you know that it's going over the fence and out of the park... and further than you could ever imagine.

Vincenzo: Yeah, that's a great feeling.

Roger Callaway: Yeah.

[pauses, closes wedding ring box]

Roger Callaway: Clarice hates baseball.