Roger Bomman Quotes in Angels in the Outfield (1994)

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Roger Bomman Quotes:

  • Roger Bomman: God... if there is a God... if you're a man or a woman... if you're listening, I'd really, really like a family. My dad says that will only happen if the Angels win the pennant. The baseball team, I mean. So, maybe you can help them win a little. Amen. Oh, a-woman, too.

  • JP: [Roger and JP are in their beds] Roger?

    Roger Bomman: What?

    JP: Are you asleep?

    Roger Bomman: If I was sleeping, how would I be talking to you?

    JP: You could be sleep-talking.

    Roger Bomman: Look, I'll give you a dime tomorrow if you don't say another word.

    JP: Okay.

    [Roger snuggles more into the covers, just starting to sleep]

    JP: Roger?

    Roger Bomman: [sighs loudly] You can forget that dime.

  • Roger Bomman: Dad, um - when we gonna be a family again?

    Mr. Bomman: Where I'm sitting... ,

    [looks at the stadium]

    Mr. Bomman: I'd say when the Angels win the pennant. You stay out of trouble, son.

    [starts motorcycle engine and drives away]

  • [taking a picture with George Knox and Roger]

    Photographer: It looks like a prison photo. Would either of you mind smiling? The team did just win.

    George Knox: It was a mistake. This team can't win.

    Roger Bomman: They won because there were angels out there.

    George Knox: Huh?

    Roger Bomman: Real ones. I saw them. Two angels came out of the sky and they picked up Ben Williams and another angel hit Messmer's home run. That's why the bat broke.

    George Knox: Great. A psycho kid. David, you'd think they'd screen these people.

    Roger Bomman: It's true. Ask Williams about it or Messmer. They'll tell you something's going on. You'll see.

  • Maggie Nelson: And for dessert... Jello.

    JP: Yay!

    Miguel Scott: It's not really Jello, it's cats' brains with food coloring. She kills them at night and feeds it to us to save money.

    [JP makes a disgusted face]

    Roger Bomman: Shut up, Miguel!

    Maggie Nelson: Roger! We do not use those words in this house. And you know I would never put food coloring on my cat brains.

    [ruffles Miguel's hair]

  • [first lines]

    JP: Roger, do you believe in heaven?

    Roger Bomman: I guess. That's where they said my mom went.

  • Roger Bomman: Who are you?

    Al the Boss Angel: Just call me Al. No one can see me or hear me but you.

  • Roger Bomman: David, I need a drink.

    David Montagne: Which of these drinks?

    Roger Bomman: I don't want that. I want something else.

    David Montagne: What else?

    Roger Bomman: Uh... coffee.

    David Montagne: You drink coffee?

    Roger Bomman: Yeah, of course. All the time.

    JP: Yeah, all the time! What do you think we are? Little kids or something? Now give me a cup or I'll scream!

    David Montagne: How do you take it?

    Roger Bomman: In cups.

  • Roger Bomman: I'm glad you're here! I was afraid no one was going to show up today, since everybody knows about the angels.

    Al the Boss Angel: Nobody's coming. Championships have to be won on their own. It's a rule.

    Roger Bomman: Then why are you here?

    Al the Boss Angel: [gestures to Clark] I came to check up on Mel. He's coming up soon. Going to be one of us.

    Roger Bomman: You mean he's...

    Al the Boss Angel: Ah, he's smoked for years. Always a mistake. He's got 6 months left, doesn't even know anything's wrong yet.

    Roger Bomman: No!

    Al the Boss Angel: Oh, don't you worry. He's well taken care of. You concentrate on your own life now. We are expecting great things from you kid. We'll all be watching, you remember that.

    [slowly dissolves away]

    Al the Boss Angel: Even though you can't see us, we're always watching.

  • Ranch Wilder: And Ben Williams makes a miraculous catch!

    Roger Bomman: Holy cow!

    George Knox: How did he do that?

    Ranch Wilder: How'd he do that? HOW DID HE DO THAT?

  • Ranch Wilder: And Williams and Norton collide, and the catch is blown.

    Roger Bomman: Boy, they're bad!

  • Roger Bomman: [to George] Four angels came out of the sky and they picked up Ben Williams.

  • Roger Bomman: I've got to ask you something. Do you believe in angels?

    Maggie Nelson: What have angels got to do with you being out of bed?

  • George Knox: In baseball we use signals. Make some kind of signal. I can't come over here every couple of seconds.

    Roger Bomman: I'll go like that, okay?

  • Roger Bomman: Did you see that?

    JP: Yeah! Awesome!

    Roger Bomman: They were just sucked down right from the sky.

    JP: Who?

    Roger Bomman: Those guys. Those guys... in sparkling pajamas.

    JP: What are you talking about, Roger? What guys in sparkling pajamas?

  • George Knox: [after dinner] Next time I'll try lasagna. You guys like lasagna?

    Roger BommanJP: No... What is it?

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