Roger Bomman Quotes in Angels in the Outfield (1994)
Roger Bomman Quotes:
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Roger Bomman: God... if there is a God... if you're a man or a woman... if you're listening, I'd really, really like a family. My dad says that will only happen if the Angels win the pennant. The baseball team, I mean. So, maybe you can help them win a little. Amen. Oh, a-woman, too.
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JP: [Roger and JP are in their beds] Roger?
Roger Bomman: What?
JP: Are you asleep?
Roger Bomman: If I was sleeping, how would I be talking to you?
JP: You could be sleep-talking.
Roger Bomman: Look, I'll give you a dime tomorrow if you don't say another word.
JP: Okay.
[Roger snuggles more into the covers, just starting to sleep]
JP: Roger?
Roger Bomman: [sighs loudly] You can forget that dime.
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Roger Bomman: Dad, um - when we gonna be a family again?
Mr. Bomman: Where I'm sitting... ,
[looks at the stadium]
Mr. Bomman: I'd say when the Angels win the pennant. You stay out of trouble, son.
[starts motorcycle engine and drives away]
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[taking a picture with George Knox and Roger]
Photographer: It looks like a prison photo. Would either of you mind smiling? The team did just win.
George Knox: It was a mistake. This team can't win.
Roger Bomman: They won because there were angels out there.
George Knox: Huh?
Roger Bomman: Real ones. I saw them. Two angels came out of the sky and they picked up Ben Williams and another angel hit Messmer's home run. That's why the bat broke.
George Knox: Great. A psycho kid. David, you'd think they'd screen these people.
Roger Bomman: It's true. Ask Williams about it or Messmer. They'll tell you something's going on. You'll see.
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Maggie Nelson: And for dessert... Jello.
JP: Yay!
Miguel Scott: It's not really Jello, it's cats' brains with food coloring. She kills them at night and feeds it to us to save money.
[JP makes a disgusted face]
Roger Bomman: Shut up, Miguel!
Maggie Nelson: Roger! We do not use those words in this house. And you know I would never put food coloring on my cat brains.
[ruffles Miguel's hair]
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[first lines]
JP: Roger, do you believe in heaven?
Roger Bomman: I guess. That's where they said my mom went.
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Roger Bomman: Who are you?
Al the Boss Angel: Just call me Al. No one can see me or hear me but you.
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Roger Bomman: David, I need a drink.
David Montagne: Which of these drinks?
Roger Bomman: I don't want that. I want something else.
David Montagne: What else?
Roger Bomman: Uh... coffee.
David Montagne: You drink coffee?
Roger Bomman: Yeah, of course. All the time.
JP: Yeah, all the time! What do you think we are? Little kids or something? Now give me a cup or I'll scream!
David Montagne: How do you take it?
Roger Bomman: In cups.
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Roger Bomman: I'm glad you're here! I was afraid no one was going to show up today, since everybody knows about the angels.
Al the Boss Angel: Nobody's coming. Championships have to be won on their own. It's a rule.
Roger Bomman: Then why are you here?
Al the Boss Angel: [gestures to Clark] I came to check up on Mel. He's coming up soon. Going to be one of us.
Roger Bomman: You mean he's...
Al the Boss Angel: Ah, he's smoked for years. Always a mistake. He's got 6 months left, doesn't even know anything's wrong yet.
Roger Bomman: No!
Al the Boss Angel: Oh, don't you worry. He's well taken care of. You concentrate on your own life now. We are expecting great things from you kid. We'll all be watching, you remember that.
[slowly dissolves away]
Al the Boss Angel: Even though you can't see us, we're always watching.
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Ranch Wilder: And Ben Williams makes a miraculous catch!
Roger Bomman: Holy cow!
George Knox: How did he do that?
Ranch Wilder: How'd he do that? HOW DID HE DO THAT?
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Ranch Wilder: And Williams and Norton collide, and the catch is blown.
Roger Bomman: Boy, they're bad!
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Roger Bomman: [to George] Four angels came out of the sky and they picked up Ben Williams.
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Roger Bomman: I've got to ask you something. Do you believe in angels?
Maggie Nelson: What have angels got to do with you being out of bed?
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George Knox: In baseball we use signals. Make some kind of signal. I can't come over here every couple of seconds.
Roger Bomman: I'll go like that, okay?
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Roger Bomman: Did you see that?
JP: Yeah! Awesome!
Roger Bomman: They were just sucked down right from the sky.
JP: Who?
Roger Bomman: Those guys. Those guys... in sparkling pajamas.
JP: What are you talking about, Roger? What guys in sparkling pajamas?
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George Knox: [after dinner] Next time I'll try lasagna. You guys like lasagna?
Roger Bomman, JP: No... What is it?
-- Roger Bomman
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Characters on Angels in the Outfield (1994)
- Ranch Wilder
- Maggie Nelson
- Hank Murphy
- Mel Clark
- Triscuitt Messmer
- Rest of Angels baseball team, Roger, & J.P.
- George Knox
- Angel players
- Mr. Bomman
- Al the Boss Angel
- Miguel Scott
- David Montagne
- Frank Gaits
- Danny Hemmerling
- Pablo Garcia
- Jose Martinez
- Whitt Bass
- Frank Gates
- Family Court Judge
- Ben Williams
- Mapel
- Drunk Fan