Rodrick Heffley Quotes in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017)


Rodrick Heffley Quotes:

  • Manny Heffley: I'm texting.

    Susan Heffley: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.

    Greg: What do you mean?

    Susan Heffley: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet. Everyone, hand over the devices.

    Greg: You tricked us!

    Rodrick Heffley: This is totally not cool!

    Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading texts! What's the difference?

  • Susan Heffley: What is this?

    [holds up dirty magazine]

    Rodrick Heffley: That's not mine!

    Susan Heffley: It was in your backpack.

    Rodrick Heffley: No! It was in my room.

    Susan Heffley: Does owning this magazine make you a better person?

    Rodrick Heffley: No.

    Susan Heffley: Did owning it make you more popular at school?

    Rodrick Heffley: Yes!


    Rodrick Heffley: No.

    Susan Heffley: How do you feel about owning this type of magazine?

    Rodrick Heffley: Ashamed!

    Susan Heffley: Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?

    Rodrick Heffley: I'm sorry, women.

  • Rodrick Heffley: No time-out. Only *death*.

  • Rodrick Heffley: Get off, Baby Hippo!

  • Rodrick Heffley: You never sign up for anything at school. You fly below the radar! That way you never raise anybody's expectations.

  • [from trailer]

    Greg Heffley: I can't believe it's so crowded here. Maybe we should come back.

    Rodrick Heffley: How about never? Does never sound good?

  • Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?

    Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band!

    Bill Walter: What?

    Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.

  • Greg Heffley: I was thinking I would write her a note.

    Rodrick Heffley: Like, one with words in it?

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