Rodrick Heffley Quotes in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017)
Rodrick Heffley Quotes:
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Manny Heffley: I'm texting.
Susan Heffley: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
Greg: What do you mean?
Susan Heffley: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet. Everyone, hand over the devices.
Greg: You tricked us!
Rodrick Heffley: This is totally not cool!
Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading texts! What's the difference?
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Susan Heffley: What is this?
[holds up dirty magazine]
Rodrick Heffley: That's not mine!
Susan Heffley: It was in your backpack.
Rodrick Heffley: No! It was in my room.
Susan Heffley: Does owning this magazine make you a better person?
Rodrick Heffley: No.
Susan Heffley: Did owning it make you more popular at school?
Rodrick Heffley: Yes!
[pauses]
Rodrick Heffley: No.
Susan Heffley: How do you feel about owning this type of magazine?
Rodrick Heffley: Ashamed!
Susan Heffley: Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?
Rodrick Heffley: I'm sorry, women.
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Rodrick Heffley: No time-out. Only *death*.
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Rodrick Heffley: Get off, Baby Hippo!
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Rodrick Heffley: You never sign up for anything at school. You fly below the radar! That way you never raise anybody's expectations.
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[from trailer]
Greg Heffley: I can't believe it's so crowded here. Maybe we should come back.
Rodrick Heffley: How about never? Does never sound good?
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Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band!
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.
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Greg Heffley: I was thinking I would write her a note.
Rodrick Heffley: Like, one with words in it?
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