Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man) Quotes in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

[Mina jumps and gasps like something just grabbed her behind]

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I've been waiting all week to do that.

Allan Quatermain: Get a grip, man.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, I thought I just did.

[Mina slaps him]

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oooh, Mina...

Captain Nemo: Report.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): So, how did M get you?

Allan Quatermain: None of your business.

Mina Harker: You're a little testy, Mr. Q.

Allan Quatermain: Mrs. Harker, I doubt if you measure danger the way I do.

Mina Harker: And I imagine you with quite the library, Mr. Quatermain. All those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers.

Allan Quatermain: I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction.

Mina Harker: Do I distract you?

Allan Quatermain: My dear girl, I've buried two wives and many lovers... and I'm in no mood for more of either.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): You can send 'em my way.

Allan Quatermain: Skinner, shut up.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): That's the last time I ever play with matches.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): And they'll provide an antidote... well, that's if I'm a good boy.

Allan Quatermain: And are you a good boy?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I guess you'll find out, won't you?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oh, chemist, eh? Do we get to blow something up, then?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): OW. You scratched me.

Dorian Gray: Better me than him.

Tom Sawyer: [Skinner has been burnt by a flamethrower] Are you okay?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): That's the last time I play with matches!

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Allow me to introduce myself. Rodney Skinner, gentleman thief. Now, I thought invisibility would be a boon to my work. Well, you can imagine, it was my undoing. Once you're invisible, it's bloody hard to turn back.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): And I thought I was special. You're invulnerable to harm.

Dorian Gray: I don't like to boast.

Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man): Oh, scotch anyone?

Dorian Gray: Help yourself.

Mina Harker: Don't let it ruin your makeup.

Captain Nemo: I'm impressed, Mr. Gray. You take Skinner's uniqueness in your stride.

Dorian Gray: Well, I've seen too much in my life to shock easily.

Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man): Hello, Dorian. The great white hunter's bagged his prize.

[they hear and see men being thrashed]

Dorian Gray: Or the prize bagged him.

[Quatermain is corraling Mr. Hyde]

Allan Quatermain: Stay back, if you value your lives.