Rod McCallister Quotes in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

[at the airport waiting for their luggage passing Kevin's bag]

Kate McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Aunt Leslie McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Rod McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Sondra McCallister: Kevin.

Buzz McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Megan McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Linnie McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Tracy McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Fuller McCallister: Here you go Kevin.

[startled when he sees an elderly couple; he turns away and thinks of what to say before passing Kevin's duffel back]

Fuller McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Tracy McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Linnie McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Megan McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Buzz McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Sondra McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Rod McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Aunt Leslie McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Kate McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Peter McCallister: WHAT?

Kate McCallister: [laughs then surprised] KEVIN!

[faints]

Rod McCallister: [watching Old Man Marley] What's he doing now?

Buzz McCallister: He walks up and down the streets every night, salting the sidewalks.

Rod McCallister: Maybe he's just trying to be nice.

Buzz McCallister: No way. See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies... into mummies.

Rod McCallister: Whoa.

Kevin McCallister: Mummies?

[Marley looks up at the boys]

Rod McCallister: Look out!

[they close the drapes and run]

Rod McCallister: Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone?

Buzz McCallister: He just ate a whole load of mice guts. He should be good for a couple of weeks. Say... isn't it true that French babes don't shave their pits?

Rod McCallister: Some don't.

Buzz McCallister: But they've got nude beaches.

Rod McCallister: Not in the winter.

[Buzz sulks]