Rocket Quotes in Sucker Punch (2011)

Rocket: Have you ever wanted to just take something back? You know, something you said, something you did?

Baby Doll: All the time.

Sweet Pea: [From trailer] There are armed guards everywhere! And if Blue finds out, we're dead!

Rocket: We're already dead.

Rocket: Koba say, Apes should hate humans.

Caesar: Enough! From humans Koba learned hate. But nothing else.

Party Boy: [at Caesar's cage] Hey, check out this guy.

Dodge Landon: Hey that one's a pain in the ass, man! He thinks he's special or something.

Party Boy: Freaky. Come here. Come on. It's like he's thinking or something.

Caesar: [grabs the man's throat and staresand growls]

Party Girl #2: Oh, my God! He has his throat!

Party Girl #1: Let him go!

Dodge Landon: [Dodge runs towards Caesar] Let go!

Caesar: [grunts and releases the and leans towards Rocket's cage]

Rocket: [he jumps up, he growls and jumps down]

Dodge Landon: I told you not to get too close man.

Rocket: [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself] Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!

Bob: Hey, up yours, Rocket!

Rocket: [sarcastically] Oh, Nice Comeback.

Man in burger bar: [to Rocket] Hey! I ordered diet coke!

Rocket: Enjoy your meal

Man in burger bar: [to Bob] Hey, you shouldn't have freaks in here!

Bob: You know, you're absolutely right, we don't want freaks in here, so Rocket, would you kindly show this freak to the door?

Rocket: [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself] Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!

Bob: Hey, up yours, Rocket!

Rocket: [sarcastically] Oh, Great Comeback.

Baby Groot: I am Groot.

Yondu: What's that?

Rocket: He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy!" Only he didn't use "frickin'".

[from Trailer]

Rocket: Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the "Death" button!

Peter Quill: [Hanging by one arm] Nobody has any tape!

Rocket: Not a single person has tape?

Peter Quill: You have an atomic bomb in your bag! If anyone is gonna have tape, it's *YOU*!

[Baby Groot grabs the device and runs off with it while Rocket's back is turned]

Rocket: I have to do everything!

Peter Quill: You are wasting a lot of time here!

Baby Groot: I... AM... GROOOOOOT!

Rocket: [to himself] That's a really bad sign.

Rocket: You people have issues.

Peter Quill: Well of course I have issues, that's my freaking father!

[while showing Groot how to arm the bomb]

Rocket: All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it.

[he points to a button]

Rocket: Then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get outta there.

[he points to another button]

Rocket: Now whatever you do, don't push THIS button, because that will set off the bomb immediately, and we'll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Uh-huh.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: That's right.

Groot: [pointing to the death button] I am Groot.

Rocket: No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again.

Groot: Hm. I am Groot.

Rocket: Mm-hmm.

Groot: I am Groot?

Rocket: Uh-huh.

Groot: [pointing to the death button] I am Groot.

Rocket: No! That's exactly what you just said, how is that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push, point to it.

[Groot points to the death button]

Rocket: NO!

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: He hates hats.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: On anyone, not just himself.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: You see someone and think they have a weird head and then it just turns out part of their head is a hat.

[beat]

Rocket: That's why you don't like hats?

Rocket: Are we really saving the galaxy, again?

Peter Quill: Yeah.

Rocket: Great! We can jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers!

Yondu: You like a professional asshole or what?

Rocket: Pretty much a pro.

Rocket: I am so sorry. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, start looking in the mirror and all seriously say to yourself. You know what would be a really kick-ass name, Taserface!

Peter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you!

Rocket: It won't be my turd it'll be one of Drax's

Drax: Haha! Yes I have famously huge turds

Rocket: You know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?

Peter Quill: I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."

Rocket: I did it because I wanted to! What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships!

Drax: How little?

Rocket: [holding his thumb and forefinger close together] Well, kinda like this?

Gamora: [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us?

Rocket: Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he'd be much larger.

Peter Quill: Yeah, that's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.

Rocket: DON'T CALL ME A RACCOON!

Peter Quill: I'm sorry, I took it too far. I meant "trash panda."

[Rocket looks around in confusion]

Rocket: Is that better?

Drax: I don't know.

Peter Quill: [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.

Yondu: You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. I know who you are."

Rocket: You don't know anything about me, loser.

Yondu: I know everything about you. I know you play like you're the meanest in the heart but actually you're the most scared of all.

Peter Quill: This is weird, we got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.

Gamora: Why would they do that?

Drax: Probably 'cause Rocket stole some of their batteries.

Rocket: Dude!

Drax: [awkwardly] Right... he didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us, what a mystery this is.

Rocket: [to Taserface] What was your first choice, Scrotumhead?

Rocket: [about the Sovereign people] You know, they told me you people were conceded douchebags, but that isn't true at all.

[winks at Peter in front of the Sovereign leader, Ayesha]

Rocket: Oh shit, I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I? I'm sorry, that was meant to be behind your back.

Yondu: You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. I know who you are.

Rocket: You don't know anything about me, loser.

Yondu: I know everything about you. I know you play like you're the meanest in the heart but actually you're the most scared of all.

Rocket: Shut up!

Yondu: I know you steal batteries you don't need and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you because just a little bit of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is.

Rocket: I said shut up!

Yondu: I know them scientists what made you never gave a rat's ass about you!

Rocket: I'm serious, dude!

Yondu: Just like my own damn parents who sold me, their own little baby to slavery! I know who you are boy, because you're me!

Rocket: ...What kind of a pair are we?

Yondu: The kind that's about to fight a planet, I reckon.

Rocket: All right, okay, good that's... wait, fight a what?

Rocket: [knocks out Gamora] Sorry, I can only lose one friend today.

Rocket: [Teasing Drax who is not wearing any armor,cause it hurts his nipples] oh, my nipples hurt,oh goodness me.