Rock Quotes in Waist Deep (2006)

Rock: What the fuck is you doing in my shop?

Rock: Dr. Light that we're as close to human as he could possibly make us.

Roll: Yes. And?

Rock: Do you see yourself as real?

Roll: Meaning what? Real as in human?

[Rock nods]

Roll: As a matter of fact, I do.

Rock: Do you ever wish you were...

Roll: No.

Rock: Why not?

Roll: I'm fine with who I am.

Rock: And you don't ever question that?

Roll: Why?

Rock: Because today, when we walked around, I felt like I was one of them, but I know we're not and we never will be.

Roll: Maybe there's something to be said for being different. You said that maybe we were the only ones who could appreciate the beauty of the city. That might be true for other things, too. We are who we are. What more could we ask for?

Rock: I don't know. I just feel like I'm this useless machine with no real purpose. I want to do something important with my life. I want to be special.

Roll: You *are* special. To me and to Dr. Light. Don't get obsessed over it; be happy with who you are. I am.

Elec Man: Who the hell do you think you are?

Rock: I'm Mega Man.

[Wily's robots have laid siege to the city]

Rock: I volunteer.

Dr. Thomas Light: Volunteer for what?

Rock: I volunteer to go and retrieve the 'bots.

Dr. Thomas Light: I can't allow that.

Rock: But look what's happening. Right now, I'm not...

Dr. Thomas Light: If anything happened to you, I wouldn't be able to forgive myself.

Rock: What other choice do we have?

Dr. Thomas Light: You weren't created to fight.

Roll: Rock, we don't want to lose you.

Rock: You're not going to lose anyone. Dr. Light, you said yourself that you created me as close to human as possible. Well, real humans live their lives and choices every day and I choose to help by stopping the 'bots.

Rock: All this fighting and conflict... it makes me feel sick.

Roll: Then why do it?

Rock: Because I'm the only one who can.

Ock: Halt! Who goes there!

Rock: Hi, Crysta!

Ock: Okay, what's the password?

Crysta: Oh, come on, you guys!

Ock: Hey, is that the password? It sounds good.

Crysta: [flies off] Bye!

Rock: Bye! That's it, that's the password.

Ock: I don't know if that's the password or not. I'm so confused!

Rock: Really? So, what are you then? A human?

Rock: Well, If you are a human? Who's your Father?

Lelaina Pierce: Oh, oh is this like a, is this like a pirate operation?

Rock: Do I look like a pirate to you?

Wanda: [runs into a cabin] Someone help me! Angel's got a dick in her mouth!

[everyone looks at her with indifference]

Rock: [shrugs] And...?

Wanda: It's not attached to anything!

Rock: [while looking at a dead girl with a hole right through her head] Are you trying to tell me a disembodied DICK did this?

Rock: Doctor's note. I can't dance, I have a heart condition.

Pierre Dulaine: Interesting man, your doctor. Not many doctors write notes on three-hole paper.

Pierre Dulaine: What if I said these dances would make you look cool?

Rock: I'd say you're full of shit.

Rock: No one does somethin' for nothin'.

Pierre Dulaine: Sometimes the best way to conquer an enemy is to get right up in his face.

LaRhette: I'd rather be dead than up in his face.

Rock: You know what? I feel the same way.

Pierre Dulaine: You know, guys, you're lucky. Common emotions can be very powerful.

Pierre Dulaine: [watching Rock shooting hoops] Nice job. We could've used that in class today.

[Rock grabs his backpack and starts to leave]

Pierre Dulaine: Rock, just a second. The night you destroyed Miss Augustine's car, why did you do it?

Rock: Because it felt good.

Pierre Dulaine: That's all?

Rock: Why you in my business, man?

Pierre Dulaine: It's hard to lose someone you love. It hurts. It's easy to think that something on the street can fill the bad feeling inside, but you know what? It won't.

Rock: You need to stop acting like you know my life.

Pierre Dulaine: Stop assuming I was talking about your life.

Rock: [pause] What are you doing here?

Pierre Dulaine: Not everybody has ulterior motives.

Rock: In my world they do. And if our worlds ain't that far apart, you would understand that. Youcome around here with your fancy suits on, your slick little dance moves, you think you're better than us, don't you?

Pierre Dulaine: No no, you don't know who I am...

Rock: Oh I don't know anything, huh? You can know about me but I can't know anything about you?

[pause]

Rock: I got work.

Rock: Hey man, this is just for the night, you know? Don't think I'm gonna come to your class or anything. We ain't kickin it, we ain't friends.

Pierre Dulaine: Got it.

Rock: And maybe I snore a little, I don't know...

Pierre Dulaine: That's okay, because I know *I* snore.

Rock: This is a nice place you got here. I'm gonna have me a spot like this someday. Someplace clean.

Pierre Dulaine: You can get whatever you want, Rock.

Rock: No, only some people get the shit they want.

Pierre Dulaine: That's true. Those are the people who show up to get it.

Rock: [pause] Anybody ever tell you you talk too much?

Pierre Dulaine: Yeah, they do.

[they share a mutual smile]

Pierre Dulaine: Good night.

[from trailer]

Pierre Dulaine: You can get what you want.

Rock: No, some people get what they want.

Pierre Dulaine: Those are the people who show up to get it.

Rock: You're so fine, I could kiss your daddy's ass.