Robot Quotes in The Lego Movie (2014)

Robot: [At the Octan loading bay] Who are you here to see?

Batman: I'm here to see... your butt!

Robot: Is that a last name Butt, first name Your...?

Robot: [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot decapitating him] Oh, my gosh!

[Batman and Benny laugh then Batman throws another Batarangs at the gate button but fails to hit it]

Batman: Pow!

[he throws another which still doesn't hit it]

Batman: Wham!

[he throws another and misses again]

Batman: Kezap!

[he then repeatedly throws the Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green]

Batman: First try!

Unikitty: Business, business, business. Numbers. Is this thing working?

Robot: Yes.

Unikitty: Yeah!

[repeated line]

Robot: Alien life form. Must destroy.

Robot: It sounds like old morse code.

Will Robinson: What does it say?

Robot: Danger, Will Robinson, danger.

Dr. Zachary Smith: You'll forgive me if I forgo the kiss, my sleeping behemoth. But the time has come to awake.

Robot: Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. One, preserve the Robinson Family. Two, Maintain ship systems. Three

Dr. Zachary Smith: What noble charges my steely centurion. Sadly I fear you have far more dire deeds in store for you.

Robot: Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. Two hours into mission destroy Robinson family. Destroy all systems.

Dr. Zachary Smith: Now that's more like it. Farewell my platinum-plated-pal. Give my regards to oblivion.

Robot: Will Robinson! I will tell you a joke! Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!

Will Robinson: We've got a *lot* of work to do.

[as Will looks for parts to Robot's body]

Will Robinson: Relax, Robot. I'm going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends.

Robot: Oh, ha ha.

Maureen Robinson: Get the hell out of there!

Robot: [being controlled by Will] Mom says, get the hell out of there!

Robot: Destroy Robinson family.

[after sex]

Robot: Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!

Robot: Red wire, blue wire, black is usually the ground...

[begins shaking]

Robot: ... ahhh, so much pressure... PRESSURE!

[grabs Chief Wiggum's gun and shoots itself in the head]

Chief Wiggum: He was talking about it, but I never took him seriously.

Robin Wright: Does that make sense? Or is this just in my mind?

Robot: Ultimately, everything make sense. And everything is in our mind.

Robot: Warning. Do not molest me.

Robot: Hello, Frank. It is a pleasure to meet you.

Frank: How do you know?

Robot: Frank, that cereal is for children. Enjoy this grapefruit.

Frank: *You're* for children, stupid.

Frank: Can't you just erase the bad parts?

Robot: My memory is a holographic array. If I lost half of it I'd still have every memory, just in half the resolution.

Robot: After you wipe my memory things can go back to normal and you can continue planning your next job.

Frank: What did you say?

Robot: Remember Frank, your next job. You deal in diamonds and jewels, the most value by the ounce. It's not too late, Frank. Don't give up. Lifting that high-end stuff, no one gets hurt. Except those insurance company crooks.

Frank: Why are you wearing a space helmet?

Robot: Frank, we need to leave.

Jennifer: [Addressing robots] Are you two enjoying the party?

"Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian': [Synthesized speech] I'm functioning normally.

Robot: As am I.

Frank: [Addressing robots] Why don't you... mingle, together?

"Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian': [Synthesized speech] I have no functions or tasks that require a verbal interaction with the VGC 60 L.

Jennifer: Mr. Darcy, that is so rude.

Robot: Self-destruct sequence initialized.