Robin Harris Quotes in Bébé's Kids (1992)

Robin Harris: Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.

Dorothea: Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.

Robin Harris: Your mama's so fat, she own both sides of the family.

Dorothea: That's okay. You mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Robin Harris: Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went inside and got a bowl.

Robin Harris: Come on, baby. Let's get out of here.

Jamika: I think it's time to flush and leave.

Dorothea: You can have him. I don't have a problem getting a man.

Jamika: Well, girlfriend. Here's some lotion for your ashy ankles. That'll make it even easier.

Dorothea: That's okay. Your mama's so country, she got an elevator, thought it was a mobile home.

Vivian: You know what that was all about, right? He still loves you.

Robin Harris: I am pissed off to the highest level of pissivity.

Robin Harris: If you tried to phone hell from here, it'd be a local call.

Robin Harris: I thought the devil was through when he made Rosemary's Baby, but ohhhhhhh no! Oh no! Now we got, Bebe's Kids!

Robin Harris: [Upon seeing Jamika for the first time] She looked so good, she made a brother wanna get a JOB... with benefits!

Robin Harris: If you don't tell me where your little brother is, I'm gonna beat the black off you, and you're gonna look lighter than Michael Jackson.

Robin Harris: They were eating so fast, I had to spit on my food to keep 'em from taking mine.

Robin Harris: I feel sorry for trouble if it runs into them kids.

Robin Harris: Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.

Robin Harris: I ain't never been glad to see the cops before. But I was sure happy then. Happier than a runaway slave, papers and all.

Jamika: Those kids don't stand a chance in that neighborhood.

Robin Harris: No, I don't think that neighborhood stands a chance against them kids.

Robin Harris: Excuse me, Miss. I didn't catch your name.

Jamika: I didn't throw it.

Jamika: And this is little Pee-Wee.

Pee Wee: Pee-Wee, O.G.!

Robin Harris: O.G.? I'll slap my F-O-O-T in your B-U-T.

Robin Harris: Even a circus can't train those kids.

Robin Harris: Now Jamicka, I don't mean to get in your business. But maybe you should sign your son up for some karate classes. Boy kinda soft!

Robin Harris: Test tube babies!

Steven Kovacs: [using Cable Guy's advice to Robin] I don't listen to you. I pretend to understand, but I'm really just saying the things that I think you want to hear. And I'm interested in learning about every detail of the complicated splendor that is you.

Robin Harris: Oh.

Steven Kovacs: I hate you! Get out of my life!

Chip Douglas: He's projecting all of his anger onto me. Maybe I should go.

Robin Harris: No, don't go. Steven, you are being an asshole!

[they are playing Porno Password - the password is "Vagina"]

Chip Douglas: Penis. Penis. Penis...?

Robin Harris: Vagina?

Chip Douglas: YES! She said "vagina"! She said "vagina"!

Steven's father: I would've said "schlong".

Chip Douglas: Great. Now we're starting to get this.

[playing Porno Password - the password is "Nipple"]

Chip Douglas: Hard...

Robin Harris: Erection?

Chip Douglas: [sighs] No. But thanks for noticing.