Robert Marley Quotes in John Dies at the End (2012)

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Robert Marley Quotes:

  • Robert Marley: Time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud. Your mind... is a flying corn snake hovering through all the possibilities.

  • Robert Marley: Do you dream, man? I interpret dreams for a beer.

  • Fozziwig: My speech! Here's my Christmas speech. Ahem. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."

    Jacob Marley: That was the speech?

    Robert Marley: It was dumb!

    Jacob Marley: It was obvious!

    Robert Marley: It was pointless!

    Jacob Marley: It was... short!

    [turns to Robert]

    Jacob MarleyRobert Marley: I loved it!

  • Jacob Marley: Why do you doubt your senses?

    Ebenezer Scrooge: Because a little thing can effect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There's more gravy than of grave about you.

    Robert Marley: More gravy than of grave?

    Jacob Marley: What a terrible pun. Where do you get those jokes?

    Robert Marley: Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer.

  • Robert Marley: We were always heckling you.

    Jacob Marley: It's good to be heckling again.

    Robert Marley: It's good to be doing anything again.

  • Robert Marley: You will be haunted by three spirits.

    Ebenezer Scrooge: Haunted? I've already had enough of that.

    Jacob Marley: Without these visits, you cannot hope to avoid the path we tread.

    Robert Marley: Expect the first ghost tonight, when the bell tolls one!

    Ebenezer Scrooge: Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?

  • Robert Marley: Look, it's Ebeneezer Scrooge!

    Jacob Marley: Looking older and more wicked than ever.

    Robert Marley: I knew he wouldn't disappoint us!

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