Robert Epps Quotes in Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

[a coffee cup hits Shockwave on the head. He looks up, and sees Epps in the skyscraper]

Robert Epps: This evil thing's looking at me!

Shockwave: Driller Bot is thirsty.

[Driller arrives]

Robert Epps: And it even got an uglier Decepticon with it!

Shockwave: [speaks Cybertronian] Commence.

Robert Epps: [seeing destroyed Chicago] My god. We came here to find her in the middle of all of that?

Epps Team 'Stone': Are we really going out there Epps?

Eddie: I'm not going in there!

Robert Epps: No one's going in.

Sam Witwicky: I am. With or without you, I'll find her.

Robert Epps: You're going to get yourself killed Sam! Is that what you want? Is that what you want, you came all the way out here to get yourself killed? Listen to what I'm saying!

Sam Witwicky: She's here because of me, do you understand?

Robert Epps: Listen, if you go in this building, that's if she's still alive, there's no way you're going to be able to reach her!

Sam Witwicky: What do you suggest I do?

Robert Epps: It's over. I'm sorry, but it's over.

Robert Epps: I still got my NEST friends out there. I'm a round 'em up, we'll find your girlfriend and we're gonna bring this guy in.

Sam Witwicky: Why are you helping me?

Robert Epps: 'Cause that asshole killed my friends too.

Robert Epps: Where are Sam and Carly?

Eddie: Um...

Robert Epps: I give you one thing to do, one thing to do, and you drop the ball on that?

Eddie: I ain't signed up for all this! Got aliens blasting at me, running around, chasing me! I'm ducking through churches and buildings and all that kind of crap! This is bullshit! I ain't signed up for this, Epps. I'm trying to keep it together.

Robert Epps: [about Shockwave] That is one scary ass Decepticon!

Robert Epps: Snipers, take out their eyes.

Sam Witwicky: [seeing Driller coming at them] No, no, NO! MOVE! WE GOTTA MOVE!

Robert Epps: Why do the Decepticons always get the good shit? We're about to be eaten, people!

Lennox: Epps! Epps, I've been looking for your ass! How you doing?

Robert Epps: Your time is whack! Even worse, we can't get across the river to that building and the Autobots are upstairs surrounded.

Robert Epps: Bee, let's do this!

Roadbuster: Bring that pillar down!

[Bumblebee tackles the pillar]