Robbo Quotes in Chopper (2000)

Neville Bartos: There's no cash here. Here there's no cash, alright? Cash *no*, Robbo?

Robbo: No cash.

Robbo: You look like the day they fixed the electricity at the death house.

Robbo: Big Jim's daughter, there's a big laugh. I thought when you were a kid you didn't have a doll to play with, you had a rattle. It was right on the end of your tail.

Robbo: I can't believe you'd ask me a question like that. You got Angus Young, a god, and Axel Rose, a knob.

Robbo: I know this is my third dad, but I think this time it'll work.

Simmo: We got Bon Scott's ashes!

Robbo: Yes, we did got Bon Scott's ashes.

Robbo: [Robbo and Simmo are under the impression that the boys have stolen Bon Scott's ashes] Them's the ones that stole Bon's ashes!

Simmo: Well you know what we've gotta do?

Robbo: No, what?

Simmo: I dunno, that's why I was asking you!

Robbo: [to Bill Holt] Hey, hey, hey, Ankles, look, even though you're not wanted here, the least you could do is respect the rules of the house. You know what the rules of the house are. Gimme your piece.

Lyndel: Don't worry, Robbo, I'll make sure he keeps it in his pants, okay?

Truman: Korab, is that you?

Robbo: No, it's my twin brother.

[first lines]

Detective Jay Swan: [waking to answer the phone] Yeah? Alright. OK...

[rolls out of bed]

Robbo: [greeting his arrival on scene] Jay...

Detective Jay Swan: G'day, Robbo. What's the story?

Robbo: The truckie pulled up to check his trailers, heard a wild dog growling from under the bridge, smelt something rotten.

Detective Jay Swan: How did he know it was a wild dog?

Robbo: Guess he just knows the difference, I suppose. You know, between a wild dog and a wild kind of normal dog.