Robber Quotes in Dragon Ball Z: Wrath of the Dragon (1995)

Robber: That's it runt!

[aims gun]

Gohan: [bends the barrel of his gun]

Robber: [falls backward] Who is this guy?

Gohan: I am Saiyaman Number 1!

Videl: Saiyaman Number 2, at your service!

Gohan: Bold! Fearless!

Videl: and Gorgeous!

Gohan, Videl: We are the Saiyan Supreme Crime Fighting Team!

Robber: Err, kind of long, isn't it?

Videl: See, Gohan? Even the lowlifes agree.

Counter Lady: They're $4.75!

[Robber cocks gun]

Robber: I got .357!

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: Oh, they're too heavenly! This necklace--where did you get it?

Robber: At a charity ball.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: What courage!

Robber: No, merely nimble fingers. The lady stood beside me. The Prince of Wales was announced. I could have removed her dress.

Robber: As a matter of fact, I'm opposed to the American school of banditry. I studied in Paris. You have to work harder but you do acquire a certain finesse that is missing from the stick-em-up and shoot-them-down school.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: This is awful!

Robber: Why? I'm having a very good time. Won't you sit down?

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: You behave exactly as though you were paying a call!

Robber: I am. After a very brief and informal introduction, I'm now making a formal call.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: Through the window...

Robber: But only to preserve your reputation. I came very discreetly by way of a drain pipe.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: That's not legal!

Robber: The last place anybody would think of looking for me is in your bedroom.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: Oh, so you expect to stay here until morning?

Robber: I'm forced to. Tomorrow the chase starts all over again. I must have a peaceful night.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: A peaceful night in *my bedroom?*

Johann Christian Lenz, Nightwatchman: Always be suspicious. Don't be fooled by anybody. Anything strange, if it ain't more than a mouse's whisker -- call the police.

Robber: There's a man for you!

Robber: You're so lovely. It's hard to be brutal with you.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: You do strike a fresh note. Up to now, men have always been brutal because I am lovely!

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: I'm curious to know how you were led astray.

Robber: Well, I began life as a little boy--

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: I'm glad to hear that you kept to the same sex.

Robber: Yes. It's a family tradition.

Robber: [with a nameless introduction, proposing a toast] Merely man.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: Merely woman.

Robber: And to whatever joins them.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: I'm hungry

Robber: That's because you were frightened. There's nothing like a little fear to whet one's appetite.

Robber: [looking vaguely surprised after a gentle slap by Baroness Teri] How intimate.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: Now, would you be so kind as to introduce me to you?

Robber: Which one of me?

Robber: [being threatened by Teri's gun] Do you want to make a pool of blood?

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: If you insist.

Baroness Teri von Horhenfels: [being seduced by Robber] Show me your jewels.

Robber: Of course.