Rob Hilliard Quotes in Grown Ups (2010)

[from trailer]

Roxanne Chase-Feder: [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.

Rob Hilliard: My wife.

Roxanne Chase-Feder: I'm sorry!

Rob Hilliard: I'm not.

[kisses his wife]

Marcus Higgins: [onlooking] Oh, grody.

Eric Lamonsoff: I gotta make a sissy.

Kurt McKenzie: Come on, you made three already.

Rob Hilliard: It must be oozing out at this point.

Eric Lamonsoff: Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.

Kurt McKenzie: It's taking a piss, not the SATs.

Lenny Feder: Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?

Marcus Higgins: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.

Rob Hilliard: Hey guys! Motion 78!

[the editing cuts back and forth from the play in the middle school game to the current game]

Marcus Higgins: Why didn't you tell us she gets us?

Rob Hilliard: That's what I've been trying to say all along.