River Guide Quotes in Without a Paddle (2004)

Jerry Conlaine: I christen this, Duke the second!

[smashes beer bottle on canoe]

River Guide: Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.

River Guide: So... are you a class... 4,5?

Tom Marshall: Yeah? Yeah? Why don't you try to put those numbers together. Yeah. I shot a class 45, and haven't lost a man yet.

River Guide: Lie to me! I don't care. I'm not the one who's going to drown.

River Guide: There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back.