Rita Robbins Quotes in Sgt. Bilko (1996)

Bilko: You manipulated me! How could you?

Rita Robbins: Why not? I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko.

Rita Robbins: Ernie, are we going to dance tonight?

Bilko: Well, thats up to you. I remember the last time we danced I accidently stepped on your knee.

Major Thorn: [in a movie theatre] If any of this is frightening, you can hold on to me.

Rita Robbins: [a pre-feature commercial is playing] They're dancing Raisinets.

Major Thorn: And you don't find that frightening?

Rita Robbins: [about Bilko] I just need to find out how much he really loves me.

MSgt. Stan Sowicki: He loves you plenty.

Rita Robbins: More than he loves Las Vegas?

MSgt. Stan Sowicki: That's asking a lot.

[Rita is standing in the church waiting for Bilko to turn up to their wedding]

Minister: My, that's a lovely dress.

Rita Robbins: Thank you, Reverend.

Minister: Is it new?

Rita Robbins: No, I wore it the last time the lying shitheel stood me up.

Minister: Ah.