Ripper Quotes in Last Action Hero (1993)

Ripper: Hey, Jack. What kept you?

Jack Slater: Are you alright, Danny?

Danny Madigan: Yes, sir.

Ripper: You know, I tried to change, Jack. I really tried to do what he told me to do. You know, but I kept hearing that old music. That's how I knew you'd come, Jack. Now lose the piece.

[throws gun off the roof]

Jack Slater: There, it's now it's between you and me. Now let the boy go.

Ripper: Now we've played this number before haven't we, Jack? Let's see, what comes next. You t - you throw the gun away. Right... we did that part.

[mock laughter, puts down axe]

Ripper: Then, you tell me to let the kid go. Ah, I'm getting bored, why don't we just skip to the end?

[throws Danny over the ledge]

Ripper: Jack, what kept you? Andy here's been getting nervous. I promised him you'd come. Gave him my word of honor he could watch you die. Lose the cannon.

Jack Slater: Has he hurt you Andrew?

Ripper: Hurt, Jack? You say hurt? What do you know about hurt, Jack? You put me in a cage for ten years.

Jack Slater: You should've gotten the death penalty.

Ripper: Yeah, shoulda, woulda, coulda, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Things crawling around on your head. Sitting on my chest when I wake up. You know what that's like, Jack? It was your illegal search, that rendered the bloody axe admissible. Remember, Jack? Now lose the gun.

[Jack puts his gun on the ground]

Jack Slater: Alright, I'm unarmed.

Ripper: Just one gun, Jack? You gotta be kidding.

[Jack removes nearly a dozen guns]

Ripper: That all, sport?

Jack Slater: Yup, that about does it.

[pulls out grenade]

Jack Slater: Oh, unless you consider this a weapon.

[throws grenade at Ripper's feet]

Ripper: Brilliant, brilliant, Jack. I surrender.

Jack Slater: It's a live grenade.

Ripper: Yeah right, Jack, right right right. You're gonna sacrifice your own child to get to me. I'm very flattered, Jack, but I doubt it. Andy, pick up the grenade.

[Andy slowly picks up the grenade]

Ripper: Come on. Show it to me. That's good. Jack, that toy, can't hurt the boy.

[flashes Axe]

Ripper: But this one can.

Chris Connelly: Rip, Rip, come here. What brings you here tonight?

Ripper: I, uh, I thought I might kill someone.

Chris Connelly: [laughs] You should start with your designer.

Nina: [showing Ripper a photo] This was me, I was only one year old.

Ripper: Already selling your twat, eh?

Nina: FUCK YOU!

Nina: [cocaine is everywhere] Huh! This stuff's everyere! It's even in my panties.

Ripper: Clean it up! I said all of it! Get every gram!

Baby Pig: [to Nina] Here. Let me help you.

[Baby Pig slowly collects it with razor slowly, then accidently cuts Nina's chest]

Nina: Ow! You're a prick, Piggy.

Baby Pig: Must be all the shit in the air that's making you so nice.

[surrounded by demons in the theater]

Baby Pig: Shit! What the hell are these things?

Hot Dog: I dunno, Baby Pig. Why don't you ask them?

Ripper: Hey, I'm not wasting any more time fighting these shit-heads. See you guys in hell!

Ripper: Shut up and get it all. Unless you want me to break your head.

Baby Pig: [sarcastic] Ooooh. That's big bad Ripper talk.

Hot Dog: Don't make me laugh, Baby Pig. This shit's concentrated.