Ringo Starr Quotes in Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)

Ringo Starr: He's writing a song for gay marriage, you know, like it's not allowed. It's allowed now.

[Dewey meditating with the Maharishi and The Beatles]

The Maharishi: Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role.

Paul McCartney: We're nothing but... grains of sand.

Dewey Cox: That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?

John Lennon: Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can...

[glares at the camera]

John Lennon: *imagine*.

Dewey Cox: What do you think, George Harrison of The Beatles?

George Harrison: I don't know. You know? I'm just trying to get more songs on the album.

Ringo Starr: And as Ringo Starr, I'm not so interested in meditation, I just like to have fun.

[holds up peace sign]

Dewey Cox: [laughs] I like the little one.

George Harrison: I just sit here while my guitar quietly wimpers.

Paul McCartney: Well you are the quiet one, so why don't you shut the fuck up?

Ringo Starr: I've got a song about an octopus.

John Lennon: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play drums!

George Harrison: [high on LSD with Dewey as a cartoon] Just keep thinking happy thoughts, Dewey. I'd hate for this to turn into a bad trip.

Dewey Cox: [scary music plays] Uh-oh!

John Lennon, Paul McCartney: 'Uh-oh'?

George Harrison: What's that scary music?

Dewey Cox: I had an unhappy thought!

George Harrison: It's a bad trip.

Paul McCartney: Bad trip, bad trip!

Dewey Cox: [a machete walks up to him] Help! Trippy machete!

[the machete cuts him in half]

Dewey Cox: Aw, fuck me! I can see my large colon!

Dewey Cox: [wakes up frightened] Ahh! I guess I do got some demons!

George Harrison: You alright Cox?

Dewey Cox: [frightened] I don't know!

Ringo Starr: Do you want some more LSD?

Dewey Cox: [excited] Yeah, I think I do!

[laughs hysterically]