Rinaldo Quotes in American Ninja (1985)

Colonel Hickock: Rinaldo, what do we know about him?

Rinaldo: [Reading from a file] Birth name, unknown. Parents, unknown. Next of kin, unknown...

Colonel Hickock: Give me that!

[Grabs the papers]

Colonel Hickock: Workers found him in the jungle where they were building a road. Brought back to the States with total amnesia. Ah, there it is. I knew it. Sent to reform school at age 16 for almost killing a man. A few months ago got in trouble again. Judge gave him a choice; enlist or go to jail.

Néstor: Amigo, that is a good thing you do.

Ramón: She is going to be so much better off without you. She is going to find a good steady guy to comfort her...

[Raul attempts to slap Ramón, but misses]

Ramón: And love her up real good and raise a big family...

Rinaldo: Ramón. Ramón! He's hurting. He's hurting bad.

[Killer whales are menacing the adelies and Mumble perched on a buoy]

Rinaldo: They're making us appeteasers!

Ramón: They're appe-teasing us! Ha, ha, ha!

[pause]

Ramón: We're gonna die.

Mumble: [to the leopard seal] See you fatty!

[the Amigos suddenly stop walking and slowly turn towards Mumble]

Ramón: That's cool! "See you fatty!"

[Amigos laugh]

Ramón: Did it take you a while to come up with that one? Alright, way to go tall guy.

Rinaldo: [reaching up to high-five Mumble] Gimme fin! Gimme fin!

Mumble: [about Lovelace] I'll just appeal to his better nature.

Néstor: How you gonna do that?

Raul: Cruel and unusual punishment?

Rinaldo: Unimaginable torture?

Ramón: Imaginable torture?

Rinaldo: Your singing?

Ramón, Néstor, Raul, Lombardo: No!

Ramón: Big guy. Let me tell something to you. Come close. Don't be afraid. You want answers?

Mumble: Yeah.

Ramón: Thats all you need?

Mumble: Yeah.

Ramón: Nothing else?

Mumble: No.

Ramón: Then this is very easy. You go see Lovelace.

Raul, Lombardo, Néstor, Rinaldo: Yaaaah. Lovelace

Raul: Genius Ramon.

Ramón: Thank you

Raul: You are the man.

Ramón: I right now take a moment for myself. Bow down, bow down.

[All Amigos bow to him]

Raul: You the man, you the man.

Ramón: Thats enough. I feel your love.

Mumble: There are things out there; things we don't understand.

Raul: Mysteries!

Lombardo: Mind-boggling mysteries!

Rinaldo: Mystic beings!

Mumble: [singing] Find me, find me

Raul: What's he doing?

Mumble: [singing] Somebody.

Lombardo: I think he's singing.

Rinaldo: I know singing. That's not singing.

Rinaldo's wife: [Referring to Augusto] Do you know who this guy is?

Rinaldo: He is the biggest con man. He's worse than the flood.

Rinaldo: [Mockimgly] Do you still carry a skull with you?

Augusto: [to Picasso in the back seat] If you shake his hand, make sure to count your fingers. There might be a couple missing.

Rinaldo: Look who's talking!

Lieutenant Kenny Williams: It was a plain case of murder.

Police Lieutenant Bixler: Murder?

Lieutenant Kenny Williams: Do you remember those snakes?

Police Lieutenant Bixler: Do I!

Lieutenant Kenny Williams: Well, women don't usually keep snakes for pets. Isn't that right?

Rinaldo: That's right.

Lieutenant Kenny Williams: And they don't usually run around with midgets. Isn't that right?

Rinaldo: That's right.

Lieutenant Kenny Williams: So, I immediately thought of a circus. Isn't that right?

Rinaldo: That's right.

Lieutenant Kenny Williams: Circuses employ strange people with unusual talents. Isn't that right?

Rinaldo: You said it!

Lieutenant Kenny Williams: So, I saw the possibility of a murder. Isn't that right?

Rinaldo: That's right.

Police Lieutenant Bixler: Say, who is this guy? Charlie McCarthy?