Riley Quotes in Furious 6 (2013)
Russian Officer: [as Hobbs 'interrogates' a suspect all around the room] Is that legal?
Riley: No. But are you gonna go in there and tell him?
Riley: [after Hobbs interogates a prisoner] That room was bugged, so any information you just beat out of him, Interpol has now.
Hobbs: Great. Now they can take the morning off, Shaw is in London.
Riley: Let's go pick him up.
Hobbs: Woman, you don't just pick up Owen Shaw like he's groceries. You want to catch wolves, you need wolves. Let's go hunting.
Lex Luthor: Turn the camera off.
Riley: But I'm getting it.
Lex Luthor: Turn it off!
Riley: [turns off the camera and the lights go out] I think I did somethin' wrong.
Lex Luthor: No... that wasn't you.
Riley: [seeing Paul walk past] Son of a bitch. Carl, bring in all your guys.
Riley: Aye, aye, sir. Setting course for the Trinity Moons.
Velvet Von Ragnar: [regarding the formula with which they'll poison Los Angeles's water supply, unless the Governor of California meets their demands] ... Is the concentration LETHAL?
Riley: I'd say WORSE!
Riley: [Disgust pushed a button and pulls a short lever] School was great, all right?
Fear: What was that? I though you said we were gonna "act casual".
Mom: Riley! Is everything okay?
Father's Fear: Sir, she just rolled her eyes at us!
Father's Anger: All right, make a show of force, I don't want to have to put the foot down.
Father's Fear: No! Not the foot...
Dad: Riley, I do not like this new attitude.
Anger: Oh, I show you attitude, old man!
Fear: No! No, no, no! Breath!
[He gets punched by Anger, and Anger pushes a red button hard]
Riley: What is your problem? Just leave me alone!
Father's Fear: Sir, reporting high levels of sass!
Father's Anger: Take it to DEFCON 2!
Father's Fear: DEFCON 2!
Dad: I don't know where this disrespectful attitude came from.
Anger: You want a piece of this, Pops?
Riley: Yeah, well...
Father's Anger: Prepare the foot!
Father's Fear: Keys to safety position!
[Father's emotions unlocks the foot and Father Fear is about to ready to hit the red button]
Father's Fear: Ready to launch on your command, sir!
Riley: [Anger hardly yells and pulls the lever as the explosion on the top of his head is on fire] Just shut up!
Father's Anger: Fire!
[Father Fear pushes the red button that releases the foot down]
Dad: That's it! Go to your room!
Father's Fear: The foot is down. The foot is down. Whoo!
[Father's emotions cheered]
Father's Anger: Good job, gentleman. That could have been a disaster.
Mother's Sadness: Well, that was a disaster.
[Riley is on the verge of tears after attempting to run away back to Minnesota after feeling very homesick]
Riley: I... I know you don't want me to, but... I miss home. I miss Minnesota. You need me to be happy, but I want my old friends, and my hockey team. I wanna go home. Please don't be mad.
[Riley's mother and father stare sadly at their daughter]
Mom: Oh, sweetie...
Dad: We're not mad. You know what? I miss Minnesota too. I miss the woods where we took hikes.
Mom: And the backyard where we used to play.
Dad: Spring Lake, where you used to skate.
[Riley breaks down in tears]
Dad: Come here.
[Riley, her mother, and her father all embrace in a group hug, consoling Riley]
Dad: [Trying to feed Riley broccoli] Here we go. All right, open.
Joy: Hmm... this looks new.
Fear: Think it's safe?
Sadness: What is it?
Disgust: Okay, caution, there is a dangerous smell, people. Hold on, what is that? That is not brightly colored or shaped like a dinosaur, hold on guys... it's... broccoli!
[flips bowl of broccoli on Dad]
Disgust: Well, I just saved our lives. Yeah, you're welcome.
Dad: Riley, if you don't eat your dinner you're not gonna get any dessert.
Anger: Wait, did he just say we couldn't have dessert?
Anger: So that's how you wanna play it, old man? No dessert? Oh sure, we'll eat our dinner, right after you eat THIS!
Riley: [starts crying and screaming]
Dad: Riley, Riley, here comes an airplane.
Anger: Oh, airplane. We got an airplane, everybody.
Joy, Fear, Sadness, Disgust: Ooooh!
[Riley eats broccoli]
[Joy and Bing Bong have fallen into the Memory Dump and are suck down there, doomed to be forgotten forever. Joy tried fruitlessly to climb up the piles of old memories to get out]
Bing Bong: Joy? Joy, what are you doing, would ya stop it, please?
[Joy ignores his pleas and keeps trying to get out, once again, to no avail]
Bing Bong: DON'T YA GET IT JOY? WE'RE STUCK DOWN HERE! We're forgotten...
[Joy pauses to realize her situation. In the background, the discarded sad core memory of Riley breaking down into tears on her first day at school begins to play]
Riley: [in the memory orb] We... used to play tag... and stuff...
[Joy walks over to the memory, and holds it sombrely]
Riley: [in the memory orb] But... everything is different now. Since we moved...
[the memory keeps playing the "video" of Riley's emotional breakdown at school. Joy keeps staring at the memory orb, in complete helpless despair. She sits down and begins to stifle tears. The sound of a discarded memory of Riley happily coloring as a toddler begins to play next to Joy, who picks it up and looks at it with a sad smile before tearing up]
Joy: Do you remember how she used to stick her tongue out when she was colouring?
[Joy continues to fight back tears. She picks up another memory orb, this time of a younger Riley telling a story to her parents]
Joy: I could listen to her stories, all day...
[Joy picks up another memory of Riley playing in her backyard as a toddler. Joy's eyes well up with tears, but she keeps holding back]
Joy: I just wanted Riley to be happy...
[Joy picks up the sad core memory of Riley crying in school. As he looks at it, she begins to sob, and completely breaks down into hopeless tears while Bing Bong sadly looks on. Joy's tears fall onto the happy memory orb of Riley after the Prairie Dog hockey game. As Joy wipes the tear off of it, she scrolls through the memory to see it was previously a sad memory turned happy. The sad portion consists of Riley sitting sadly with her parents on a tree branch. Curiously, Joy "rewinds" the memory to the point where Mom and Dad came to Riley to comfort her. Joy begins to hear Sadness's description of the memory in her head]
Sadness: [v.o] It was the day the Prairie Dogs lost the big playoff game. Riley missed the winning shot, she felt awful. She wanted to quit.
[Joy scrolls through the memory to see the blue sad memory of her and her parents turn a happy yellow when Riley's friends come to cheer her on]
Joy: Sadness... Mom and Dad... the team. They came to help... because of Sadness.
[Riley accidentally knocks into a boy at a hockey rink, causing him to drop his drink, which she picks up for him]
[the boy's emotions freak out, with an alarm sounding, "Girl. Girl. Girl."]
Riley: Uh... Okay. Bye.
Bree: What did you do to me? I, I'm so
Riley: I know. We'll get you someone to drink. Just try not to get killed. I'm gonna need numbers.
Riley: Well, this is it. Home sweet home. Hey, it's nothing fancy, but the price is right, and nobody bothers us, so you guys can stay as long as you like.
Shadow: Thanks, Riley. You're very kind.
Sassy: Right, if he's so kind, why doesn't he help us find that bridge?
Shadow: We can't leave until we find Chance.
Sassy: Why not?
Shadow: You know you miss him.
Sassy: Okay, I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness.
Shadow: Oh, Sassy, stop it.
Sassy: And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him.
Brian Greene: This is funny shit...
Riley: Watch your mouth! It's Christmastime, so let's act like it.
Riley: Roll up your sleeves, prepare the dynamite. Do what you do best. You have a grave to rob.
Riley: [in English] Who are you? Where are my men?
Rauno Kontio: [in Finnish] Say something.
Aimo: [in English] Yeah, yeah, we are men. Let's do business.
Riley: Santa is going to find out who's naughty or nice!
Riley: Always believe. Always.
Riley: Just follow the instructions!
Brian Greene: FUCK your instructions!
Riley: [Trying to solve the mystery of the disappearing pudding cups, Riley leaves an open container out] I'm leaving it right here. On purpose.
Henry: And I'm sure it'll still be there tomorrow, and on purpose, too! Now, come on, let's go!
Riley: And all the stuff, when we get it, where will we put it?
Fergus: In our HQ.
Little Con: What's an HQ?
Riley: Long live the King.
Boffin: It's the Queen now, it is, you moron.
Riley: Then God save the Queen.
Riley: I'm not paying good money to stand in the toilets.
Riley: You know what your problem is? Contempt before investigation. You think you're smarter than everybody else.
Philip Marlowe: [Riley is playing Williams and Mercer's "The Long Goodbye" on the piano] You practicing for the Hit Parade?
Riley: Gotta learn this goddamn thing... he thinks it'll beef up the lunch trade.
Philip Marlowe: [surveying the empty bar] Yeah, I don't see anybody waitin' on line.
Riley: As cheap as I work, he cannot lose.
Riley: This Bellini is starting to look like a real Kapuchnik.
[after seeing a removal van going in to the apartment next to the house they're going to rob, Riley and Pero are like]
Pero: What the... What the f... What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this, man?
Riley: Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Pero: What the fuck is this?
Riley: How am I meant to go bowling with a fucking broken arm?
Pero: As you can see, he's a little upset.
Riley: Yeah, I'm so dangerous that I oughta be wearing a red lantern. All my life, it's been cherchez la femme.
Gloria O'Connor: Cherchez la femme?
Riley: Yeah, that's French for get 'em while they're young.
Riley: There's three of us now.
Nils: There is one and one and one. We each occupy our own distinct space. It's worse alone on the sea.
Riley: I wanna say that everybody just went to the east side of the island. And I wanna say that your mom just went shopping and she forgot her phone at home. Same as your dad and Amy and everybody else. I wanna say this is the second coming. I wanna say this is the longest nightmare that I have ever had. But I just... I don't know what happened. At least... At least we're here together.
Jenai: We're sitting on a glacier. This is the equalizer. Force of nature that wipes the earth clean.
Riley: What's so funny about that?
Jenai: Maybe God got impatient.
Nils: When everyone disappeared, I left the city. I thought if the world is going to end, I would come here where shortly I'll join them.
Riley: Were you in Iceland when it happened?
Jenai: Is this your place?
Nils: This is my cabin. But in previous life I was a fisherman.
Riley: What have you been doing?
Nils: I made my bed.
Riley: Do you remember that glacier you took me to? Do you remember the water? This is that water. When the ice melts, it cuts through the base and it creates this river. The glacier slides a little further, it refreezes, it... It's just this constant cycle. Life is resetting, it's reinventing. Jenai, it's trying. Okay? I mean, this place is beautiful because of all that. There is no tomorrow here. There is no yesterday. There is just this moment right here
Riley: [as one of Riley's parolees is clawing at her skin] Ricky! Ricky!
Ricky: [Ricky comes in the office to see the parolee clawing at her skin] Aw Hell Naw
James: Just be glad you don't have what Samantha had got.
Riley: Why, what'd she have?
James: Well, you know, they're not really telling me much but my buddy over at the coroner's office said it's some kind of necrotic STD - it's some really gnarly shit.
Riley: Yeah... well you didn't fuck her did you?
James: Neh, What? No
Mike: They're pretending to be alive...
Riley: Isn't that what we're doing? Pretending to be alive?
Charlie: Nice shooting.
Riley: Good shooting, Charlie. No such thing as nice shooting.
Riley: Take us north.
Arena Policeman: What the hell is going on here?
Riley: Someone shot the little fat man.
Riley: [about the fireworks] Put some flowers in the graveyard.
Charlie: Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven...
Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven.
Slack: What's your story, Riley?
Riley: I don't have one, nothing bad ever happened to me.
Riley: [Slack shoots open the door, startling him] What the fuck are you doing?
Slack: I'm making myself useful!
Riley: [gets attacked by a zombie] *Now* shoot!
Cholo: [Riley shows up] You were always the smart one, Riley, much smarter than me.
Riley: [under his breath] Not saying much.
Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.
Slack: I can take care of myself, ok?
Riley: Fine. Charlie, make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.
Cholo: Still workin' for the man. Kaufman send you to kill me, huh?
Cholo: Takes a true friend to stab you right in the front, doesn't it.
Slack: [referring to Charlie] He thinks he's taking care of you.
Riley: He does. Without his guns I'd be dead by now.
Slack: Without you he'd be dead by now.
Riley: Fair trade.
Riley: Put that thing away and put on your best Sunda smile. Just, just try to be friendly.
Charlie: I *am* friendly.
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