Riff Raff Quotes in Underdog (2007)

Riff Raff: Aaaah! I'm naked!

Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip...

Magenta: You're into a time slip...

Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!

Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation!

All: Let's do the time warp again!

Frank: Oh, I just love success!

Riff Raff: He's a credit to your genius, Master.

Frank: Yes!

Magenta: A triumph of your will.

Frank: Yes!

Columbia: He's okay!

Frank: Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that! Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?

Janet: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles.

Frank: I didn't make him for you! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval!

Riff Raff: It's astounding... Time is... fleeting. Madness... takes its toll. But listen closely...

Magenta: Not for very much longer!

Riff Raff: I've got to... keep... control.

Riff Raff: [singing] Frank-n-Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.

Janet: You killed them!

Magenta: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.

Riff Raff: THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!

Riff Raff: Master, Rocky has broken his chain and vanished. Your new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. Magenta has just released the dogs.

Frank: Hmmm? Coming.

Magenta: How sentimental.

Riff Raff: And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said that 'we' were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading, but you see, you are to remain here, in spirit, anyway.

Dr. Everett Scott: Great heavens! That's a laser!

Riff Raff: Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.

Brad: You mean, you're going to kill him? What's his crime?

Dr. Everett Scott: You saw what became of Eddie. Society must be protected.

Riff Raff: Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank N. Furter, your time has come. Say good-bye to all of this... and hello to oblivion.

Riff Raff: Hello.

Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?

Riff Raff: You're wet.

Janet: Yes, it's raining.

Brad: Yes.

Riff Raff: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.

Janet: You're too kind. Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?

Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.

Janet: Oh.

Riff Raff: This way.

Janet: Are you having a party?

Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.

Janet: Oh, lucky him.

Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...

Riff Raff: The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be.

Frank: [punishing Riff Raff for letting Rocky get away] How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching!

Riff Raff: I was only away for a minute... master.

Frank: Well... see if you can find him, on the MONITOR!

Riff Raff: You'd better leave while it is still possible. Go. Now.

Riff Raff: Is this a gram each? Cause it looks like maybe .8, .9.

David: Yeah, no, they're 20s, not grams. We're not in Europe, dude.

Riff Raff: [laughs] We're not in Europe.