Ricky Baker Quotes in Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016)


Ricky Baker Quotes:

  • Ricky Baker: [reading wanted poster] "Faulkner is cauc-asian" - well, they got that wrong because you're obviously white.

  • Ricky Baker: [Reciting a haiku he wrote] Kingi you wanker / You arsehole, I hate you heaps / Please die soon, in pain.

  • Ricky Baker: I didn't choose the skuxx life, the skuxx life chose me.

  • Ricky Baker: I'll never stop running!

    Paula: Yeah, and I'll never stop chasing you - I'm relentless, I'm like the Terminator.

    Ricky Baker: I'm more like the Terminator than you!

    Paula: I said it first, you're more like Sarah Connor, and in the first movie too, before she could do chinups.

  • Ricky Baker: Trees. Birds. Rivers. Sky. / Running with my Uncle Hec / Living forever.

  • Ricky Baker: It was a relaxing song... and a relaxing sausage.

  • Hec: Pretty majestical, aye?

    Ricky Baker: I don't think that's a word.

    Hec: Majestical? Sure it is.

    Ricky Baker: Nah, it's not real.

    Hec: What would you know?

    Ricky Baker: It's majestic.

    Hec: That doesn't sound very special, majestical's way better.

  • Ricky Baker: Shit just got real! Back up, homies, and let go of my uncle!

  • Ricky Baker: Uncle, you're basically a criminal now. But on the bright side, you're famous.

  • Hec: You can take him, but I'm staying here.

    Hugh: Like hell. People want answers.

    Ron: Yeah, answers.

    Hec: Look, we got lost, I got injured, he's fine, it was basically a holiday.

    Ricky Baker: Not a real holiday because he made me do stuff.

    Hugh: Like what?

    Ricky Baker: Just stuff. He had a sore leg so he made me do things for him. It was hard at first because my hands are so soft, but I got used to it. I didn't really wanna do it, but it was the only way to survive. It wasn't always hard, sometimes I got to do my own thing. He pretty much never joined in with me though. I asked if he wanted to play with me, but he would just make me play with myself.

    Ron: I feel sick.

  • [Last lines]

    Ricky Baker: Here we go. Reckon you can handle it?

    Hec: What do you think? Reckon you can find that bird?

    Ricky Baker: Yeah, I think I know where it is.

    Hec: Seem to remember it was a pretty beautiful place.

    Ricky Baker: Yeah, majestical. Come on, let's go. Don't slow me down, old fella.

    Hec: You keep up with yourself, young player. Get in my way I'll have your guts for garters.

    Ricky Baker: I honestly don't know what "guts for garters" is, so...

    Hec: Those gangster talk.

    Ricky Baker: Yeah, we didn't choose the Skux life.

    Hec: The Skux life chose us.

    Ricky Baker: Yeah.

  • Hec: Sam, what's the fastest way out of here?

    Psycho Sam: Jetpack.

    Ricky Baker: [excited] Do you actually have a jetpack?

  • Ricky Baker: I ran out of toilet paper, give me some of yours.

    Hec: Eh?

    Ricky Baker: I've gotta poop. I need to poop, you need to poop, we all poop.

    Hec: Use a leaf.

    Ricky Baker: A leaf? Ugh! I hate you.

    [Ricky walks away]

    Hec: And bury it!

    Ricky Baker: I'll bury you.

  • Ricky Baker: We'll just tell them you were looking after me.

    Hec: Doesn't matter what you tell them, they won't believe you. They'll think I made you do it. I'm not going back to jail, I'm better off up here. This is no place for a kid. You're gonna have to go back, Ricky.

    Ricky Baker: To what?

    Hec: To the welfare people.

    Ricky Baker: No!

    Hec: They'll look after you.

    Ricky Baker: No, they won't!

    Hec: They'll find you another home, you'll be fine.

    Ricky Baker: You're not listening! Nobody listens! There's no more homes, just juvy!

    Hec: What's juvy?

    Ricky Baker: Juvenile prison. They don't care about kids like me, they just keep moving us around until something happens like... Amber.

    Hec: Oh no, bugger then. Okay, okay. We're in about a million hectares of bush, that's big, it's big enough to hide in for a while, anyway.

    Ricky Baker: Good enough for me.

    Hec: But we're heading into winter. It's gonna be rough, no huts, no tents, real bush life. Can you handle that?

    Ricky Baker: I can handle it.

    Hec: Yeah. And if you play up, I dump you.

    Ricky Baker: Okay, Uncle.

    Hec: I'd still prefer if you don't call me Uncle.

    Ricky Baker: Okay, Hec. So what do we do now?

    Hec: We run.

    [They run for a few seconds, then stop out of breathe]

    Hec: Wait, wait wait. Maybe we don't need to run.

    Ricky Baker: Oh yeah, let's just fast walk.

  • Ricky Baker: Ricky town, population... Ricky

  • Ricky Baker: He's molestering me!

  • Ricky Baker: That's not very fair. Some people can't even have babies, and the ones who can, they don't even want them.

  • [last lines]

    Ricky Baker: We didn't choose the skux life.

    [last lines]

    Hec: The skux life chose us.

  • Ricky Baker: Shit just got real

    Hec: Yeah shit just got real

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