Ricki Quotes in Ricki and the Flash (2015)

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Ricki Quotes:

  • Ricki: Can't you just call in sick and skip therapy?

    Julie: No, mom, I am sick, that's why I'm in therapy.

  • Ricki: No, a heart isn't something that's like a steak, you know, that spoils. A heart is like a big mac; it just sits and sits and sits. It gets older, but it doesn't change.

    Ricki: It lives forever. I saw it on 60 Minutes!

  • [from trailer]

    Pete: You brought your guitar.

    Ricki: Yeah, just the one

  • Inquiring Woman: And how did you meet the groom?

    Ricki: Ah, cesarean section.

  • Pete: I thought we were your dream.

    Ricki: I can't have two dreams.

  • Ricki: It's turkey time.

    Larry Gigli: Huh?

    Ricki: Gobble, gobble.

  • Ricki: So this is where you grew up?

    Larry Gigli: You writin' a book?

  • Larry Gigli: Lemme tell you something, in every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow. Alright?

    [Points to self]

    Larry Gigli: Bull.

    [Points to Ricki]

    Larry Gigli: Cow. You got that?

    Ricki: Yeah, I got it. Bull, cow.

  • Larry Gigli: If by some fuckin' miracle long shot you haven't heard of my reputation let me tell you who the fuck I am! I am the fuckin' Sultan of Slick, Sadie! I am the rule of fuckin' cool! You wanna be a gangster? You wanna be a thug? You sit at my fuckin' feet and gather the pearls that emanate forth from me! Because I'm the fuckin' original, straight-first-foremost, pimp-mack, fuckin hustler, original gangster's gangster!

    Ricki: I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna go get my stuff.

  • Larry Gigli: Don't tell me what we're supposed to do!

    Ricki: How about this? You leave him alone or I'll kill you.

    Larry Gigli: You'll kill me? Fuck you, go ahead!

    Ricki: I'll kill you.

    Larry Gigli: You don't tell me what to do, okay? Don't tell me what we might do, don't tell me what we're supposed to do, don't tell me what we maybe should do, don't ever tell me nothing!

    Ricki: I'll tell you this. You leave him alone or I'll kill you.

  • Ricki: She thinks I'm beautiful.

    Larry Gigli: Yeah, well, she's blind in one eye.

  • Ricki: [to Larry] I thought you wanted to be my bitch.

  • [last lines]

    Ricki: Like your mother said, life's not always black and white. Sometimes you just never know.

    Larry Gigli: Are you driving, or are you bullshitting?

    Ricki: I'm driving.

  • Larry Gigli: What?

    Ricki: You know, I bet you'd look great in some mascara.

    Larry Gigli: I'm not sure how to take that.

    Ricki: It's a compliment.

  • Larry Gigli: As far as the whole lesbian thing goes.

    Ricki: Yeah?

    Larry Gigli: If you do ever think about hoppin' the fence, promise you'll give me a call first.

  • Larry Gigli: Hey, you wanna turn that down?

    High School Kid #1: You fucking turn it down.

    Ricki: I don't think this is the best time to be drawing attention to ourselves.

    Larry Gigli: Hey, Beavis, turn the fucking radio off.

    High School Kid #1: What the fuck is your problem, bitch?

    Larry Gigli: "Bitch"?

    Ricki: You know what, creating a scene right now would be a bad thing.

    High School Kid #1: Yeah, that's right. Why don't you come here so we can kick your ass.

  • Ricki: [to Larry] You know, I heard you were a bit of a fuck-up. But, frankly, I'm amazed at how much of a fuck-up you really are!

  • Ricki: In traditional Tai Moi Chai, there are five levels of digital orb extrusion.

  • Brian: Larry, read to me.

    Larry Gigli: What?

    Brian: Read to me, Larry.

    Ricki: Read to him, Larry.

    Larry Gigli: I don't wanna read to him. What do I got to read to him for?

    Brian: Read to me, Larry.

    Larry Gigli: What for?

    Brian: It soothes me down.

    Larry Gigli: It soothes you down?

    Ricki: Come on, Larry, read to him.

    Larry Gigli: What am I gonna read? I got nothing here!

    Ricki: Read him a book. You don't have a book?

    Larry Gigli: I got a phone book.

    Ricki: There you go.

    [leaves the room]

    Brian: Read to me, Larry.

    Larry Gigli: All right, fine.

    Larry Gigli: [Larry paces his head around for something to read for Brian and then picks up a nearby bottle of Tabasco sauce] Here you go.

    [starts to read it]

    Larry Gigli: Since eighteen sixty-eight, for well over a century, the adventurous flavor of Tabasco sauce has fired up generations of thrill-seekers.

    Larry Gigli: Okay?

    Brian: That was good.

  • Victor: Your going to present this.

    Ricki: I'm not really dressed for it.

    Victor: Then get dressed.

  • Ricki: I wanted to make a lot of money. I just want something else now.

  • Ricki: Dude, do I have too much foundation on?

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