Richie Quotes in From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

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Richie Quotes:

  • Kate: Where are you taking us?

    Richie: Mexico.

    Kate: What's in Mexico?

    Richie: Mexicans.

  • [Richard day-dreaming]

    Kate: Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?

    Richie: Uhh... sure.

  • Richie: Where are my glasses?

    Seth: They, uh... they broke when you fell.

    Richie: Oh, fuck, Seth, these are, like, my only pair!

    Seth: Don't worry about it, we'll get you another pair.

    Richie: What do you mean, "don't worry about it"? Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.

    Seth: I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.

    Richie: Yeah, like some Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fucking prescription.

  • Richie: He's in the bathroom. Why don't I just go in there, shoot him in the back of the head, and we can get the fuck out of here.

    Pete Bottoms: Don't do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, I'm acting natural - in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm acting.

  • Richie: "How's your hand, Rich?" It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch, thanks for asking, Seth!

  • Richie: [about their motel room] Do they have the X-rated channels?

    Seth: No

    Richie: Do they have HBO?

    Seth: No.

    Richie: Do they have a waterbed?

    Seth: Nope.

    Richie: Well what do they got?

    Seth: They have four walls and a bed and that's all we need.

  • Richie: [while kicking Chet Pussy] Hi! How ya doin'! Enjoying it! Hope so!

  • Richie: Shit, I started to get worried. Where the fuck ya been?

    Seth: Sight seein'.

    Richie: What'd ya see?

    Seth: Cops.

  • Seth: [ducking behind a display case] Richie! You okay?

    Richie: He shot me in the fucking hand, I told you he said help us!

    Pete Bottoms: [screaming in pain] I NEVER SAID HELP US!

    Seth: Well it doesn't matter now, because you've got about two fucking seconds to live!

  • Seth: Richie, get back on the clock.

    Richie: How many?

    Seth: Three.

  • Kate: What are you doing?

    Richie: We are having a bikini contest, and you just won.

  • Seth: Richie!

    Richie: Yeah.

    Seth: Put in your bit.

    Richie: [to Kate and Scott] I grind my teeth.

  • Richie: [after hitting the ball] I ticked it, it hit the bat!

    Charlie Catcher: You're ssstill out.

    Richie: You're ssstill fat!

  • Gus: [looking at baseball cards] We've got statistics! I got 30 homeruns!

    Richie: I got 11 foul ticks!

    Clark: I got 20 eyes-closed strike outs, 5 broken windshields, and 6 dead birds! I'm freakin' awesome!

  • [repeated line]

    Richie: I love... salad.

  • Kyle: Leave our field or you will suffer the consequences!

    Richie: What is this, "children of the corn"?

  • Brad: Hey, what the... Clark? Richie? I hardly recognised you clowns without the underwear on your heads!

    Richie: Brad! Wow, you have really not slimmed down!

  • Richie: He just did that steroid free!

    Clark: What's steroids?

    Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller.

    Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!

  • Mel: Have you even known the joys of having children?

    Richie: Never had a date.

    Clark: Never talked to a girl.

  • Richie: [after Salad Girl leaves] What do you think of my future wife?

    Old Man: I smell Cinnamon Rolls!

    Richie: Oh, I smell Cinnamon Rolls too.

  • Richie: Clark, we don't play baseball.

    Clark: I told Gus that we would be there, and if we don't show up, that makes me a liar... and that's not what I'm about... Not now, NOT EVER!

    Richie: Okay, Okay Daytime Emmy

  • Richie: Yeah, I bet you're a real good catcher... of donuts in your mouth.

  • Clark: That nerd makes me look like Rambo.

    Richie: No.

    Clark: John Stamos?

    Richie: Warmer.

  • Richie: I guess I'm no longer a virgin... to home runs, BYOTCH!

  • Richie: Clark! You kissed a girl before I did?

    Clark: This is way better than macaroni!

  • Brad: So I heard from Jerry you tools think you're athletes now?

    Richie: That's funny, I didn't know athlete had three syllables, A-tha-lete? That's ama-za-zing.

    Brad: You think you're hot shit 'cos you know words.

    Clark: Hey Brad, why don't you be a stud and point us towards the register, or... Register... er...!...

  • Richie: Are you guys ready to scr-mi-mimage?

  • Richie: [after Gus hits a homerun] Wow and he did it without steroids.

    Clark: What's steroids?

    Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.

    Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

  • Richie: Dude. You smell like beer.

    Carlos: You look like beer.

  • Clark: We could still win this thing.

    Richie: Wha-how?

    Clark: If we use the force.

    Richie: Let's try not to be too geeky, Clark.

    Clark: The Force is powerful, my young padawan.

    Howie: He's right. It is.

  • Brad: You guys think you're athletes now?

    Richie: Haha that's funny I didn't know ath-e-letes had three syllables... thats ama-za-zaing.

  • Richie: [after pulling up to Mel's house] Wow,I always wondered who lived here, I just thought it was Clay Aiken or something.

  • Mel: Reggie and I met at Tuba Camp when we were kids

    [shows picture of Reggie and Himself playing their tubas when they were younger]

    Gus: HAHA,Reggie that was you?

    Reggie Jackson: [angrily] What are you laughing about?I was a cute kid.

    Gus: [frightened] Oh,uh,Yes.Like a young Denzel.

    Richie: [whispered to Clark] I didn't know Denzel played Erkel.

  • [looking at Mel's Pontiac Firebird Trans Am]

    Clark: This car is so radical. Looks just like K.I.T.T. from the show Knight Rider.

    Mel: It is K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider. Watch this.

    [Mel activates the car with his watch]

    K.I.T.T.: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm K.I.T.T.

    Richie: [to Mel] Who are you?

    Mel: Oh, I'm just one of those nerds who grew up... to make billions.

  • Howie: Richie?

    [hands out a bottle of urine]

    Richie: Okay, buddy.

    Clark: Is that apple juice?

    Richie: Nooo.

  • Mel: Richie, do you have any kids?

    Richie: Never had a date.

    Mel: Clark?

    Clark: Never spoke to a girl.

    Mel: Gu-Gus?

    Gus: Ugh, My wife and I are kinda working on it.

  • Clark: [a ball hits Richie in the head] Duuuuhhhr!

    Richie: You just lost your membership at video world!

    Clark: Dang it!

  • Richie: [after Salad Girl gives back a video] Well, I am management, so I'm gonna waive the late fee.

    Salad Girl: Oh, they're not late, but thank you.

    [Richie laughs nervously]

  • Richie: Can you crack a safe?

    Tye: Please. I open 'em like I open your mama's legs.

  • Melissa: God, his hand. What happened?

    Richie: You mean The Claw?

    Tye: Leprosy.

    Richie: I heard chihuahua attack.

  • Richie: This place is a goddamn maze, but I got the blueprints.

  • Richie: [He and Tye find a dead body] Where the fuck are his eyes?

  • Richie: Spare parts my ass, man.

  • Hiko: Touch it again, I'll cut your hands off.

    Richie.: I can respect that.

  • Richie: [at a funeral believing a drive by shooting was caused by black assassins] They should all be hanged by their balls

  • [in a hospital ward]

    Chas: Why did you try to kill yourself?

    Ethel: Don't press him right now.

    Richie: I wrote a suicide note.

    Chas: You did?

    Richie: Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness.

    Chas: Can we read it?

    Richie: No.

    Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?

    Richie: I don't think so.

    Chas: Is it dark?

    Richie: Of course it's dark, it's a suicide note.

  • Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.

    Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.

    Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.

  • Richie: I have to tell you something...

    Margot: What's that?

    Richie: I love you.

    Margot: I love you, too.

  • Richie: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.

  • Royal: You know, Richie, this illness, this closeness to death... it's had a profound affect on me. I feel like a different person, I really do.

    Richie: Dad, you were never dying.

    Royal: But I'm going to live.

  • [Richie tells his father Royal he's in love with Margot, his adopted sister]

    Royal: Margot Tenenbaum?

    Richie: Yeah.

    Royal: Well, since when?

    Richie: Since always.

    Royal: Does she know?

    Richie: Uh-huh.

    Royal: Well, what does she feel about that?

    Richie: I think she feels confused.

    Royal: Well, I can understand that, it's probably illegal!

    Richie: I don't think so, we're not related by blood.

    Royal: That's true. It's still frowned upon. But then, what isn't these days, right?

  • Margot: [about Richie's suicide attempt] Why'd you do it? Because of me?

    Richie: Yeah, but it's not your fault.

    Margot: You're not going to do it again, are you?

    Richie: I doubt it.

    [Margot starts to cry]

  • Richie: Did you tell Margot about that letter I wrote to you?

    Eli: Why? Did she mention it? Yes, I did. Why would have she repeated that, I wonder?

    Richie: Well, I would ask you the same question.

    Eli: Rightly so.

  • Richie: Read it back to me so far, Pietro.

    Cote d'Ivoire Radio Operator: [speaks with an Italian accent, his words are shown in subtitles] "Dear Eli, I'm in the middle of the ocean. I haven't left my room in four days. I've never been more lonely in my life, and I think I'm in love with Margot."

    Richie: New paragraph.

  • Eli: What'd you say?

    Richie: Hmm?

    Eli: What?

    Richie: I didn't say anything.

    Eli: When? Right now?

    [a pause]

    Eli: I'm sorry, don't listen to me. I'm on mescaline. I've been spaced out all day.

    Richie: Did you say you're on mescaline?

    Eli: I did, indeed. Very much so.

  • Royal: First thing I want to do is take you out to see your grandmother, at some point.

    Richie: I haven't been out there since I was 6.

    Margot: I haven't been out there at all, I was never invited.

    Royal: Well, she wasn't your real grandmother, and I never knew how much interest you had, uh, sweetie. Anyway, you're invited now.

    Richie: You know, Rachael's buried out there too.

    Royal: Who?

    Chas: My wife.

    Royal: Oh, that's right, isn't it. Well, we'll have to swing by her grave too.

    [Chas slams his book shut and angrily walks out]

  • Eli: I'm worried about you, Richie.

    Richie: Why?

    Eli: Well, actually, Margot is, for some reason. But I did find it odd when you said you were in love with her. She's married you know.

    Richie: Yeah.

    Eli: And she's your sister.

    Richie: Adopted.

  • Royal: So, what do you think of this big old black buck moving in up there?

    Richie: Who?

    Royal: Henry Sherman. You know him?

    Richie: Yeah.

    Royal: Is he worth a damn?

    Richie: I believe so.

  • Peter Bradley: [interviewing Eli Cash on television] Now, your previous novel...

    Eli: Yes, Wildcat.

    Peter Bradley: Not a success. Why?

    Eli: Well... Wildcat was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular...

    [long pause as he starts to become spaced out]

    Eli: [whispering] Wildcat... wild... cat... pow... wildcat...

    [he gets up]

    Eli: I'm gonna go. I'm taking this off and I'm going. Stepping out.

    Royal: [watching the television] What the hell kind of way to act is that?

    Richie: He's on drugs.

  • Richie: I think he's very lonely. Lonelier than he lets on. Maybe lonelier than he even realizes.

    Ethel: Have you spoken to him about this?

    Richie: Briefly. And he agreed that...

    Chas: I'm sorry, maybe I'm a little confused here. What are you suggesting?

    Richie: That he come here and stay in my room.

    Chas: Are you out of your mind?

    Richie: No. I'm not. Anyway I think he'd be much more comfortable here than at...

    Chas: Who gives a shit?

    Richie: I do.

    Chas: You poor sucker. You poor, washed up papa's boy.

  • Chas: Looks like you and Dad are back together again, huh.

    Richie: He's your dad too, Chas.

    Chas: No, he's not.

    Richie: Yes, he is.

    Chas: You really hate me, don't you?

    Richie: No. I don't. I love you.

    Chas: Well, I don't know what you think you're gonna get out of this, but believe me, whatever it is, it's not worth it.

    Richie: Chas. I don't want to hurt you. I know what you and the boys have been through. You're my brother and I love you.

    Chas: Stop saying that!

  • Richie: Are we still friends?

    Eli: What?

    Richie: Are we?

    Eli: Of course. How can you even ask me that?

    Richie: Doesn't matter.

    Eli: Doesn't matter? It does matter.

    Richie: I heard about you and Margot.

    Eli: [long pause] I'm sorry.

  • Richie: You dropped some cigarettes.

    Margot: Those aren't mine.

    Richie: They just fell out of your pocket.

  • Richie: And I heard about Eli.

    Margot: I know. Poor Eli. Anyway, we mostly just talked about you.

    Richie: You did?

    Margot: Yeah. I guess that was the attraction, if you know what I mean.

  • [Riches last words before being killed by Stiches]

    Richie: What are you doing to me?

    Stitches: Shut up you fat head

  • Richie: You guys use my name on this and I'll fucking find you. You understand?

    Henry: I got it. Police department source only. Promise, right?

    Richie: These kids? They didn't do it.

  • Richie: What are you doing tonight?

    Evan: I don't know. Nothing. How about you?

    Richie: I don't know. Roberta's out of town. I'll probably just go home and blow myself.

  • [after bumping into each other]

    Richie: Well, well, well. What the hell are you doing here?

    Evan: What the hell you think I'm doing here?

    Richie: Hey, that was quite a joke, really. Really good going!

    Evan: Well, I sure as hell didn't think you'd give some bum the keys to your house so you can scare the shit out of your mother!

    Richie: You know I could have your license revoked for a stunt like that.

    Evan: Well, I wouldn't have done it if you hadn't offered me *three* percent!

    Richie: Three percent happened to be a very generous offer! I didn't have to offer you anything!

    Evan: They were my quarters!

    Richie: It was my machine!

    Evan: Don't you touch me!

    Richie: I didn't touch you!

    Evan: And don't point that finger--!

    Richie: I'll point it!

    Evan: I'll point too!

  • Mr. Bell: I'll tell you another thing; you're not a good sole designer.

    Richie: Hey! I'm a great sole designer. Great!

    Mr. Bell: No, you're not.

    Richie: That's your opinion.

    Mr. Bell: That's right.

    Richie: Well, we disagree.

    Mr. Bell: Yes, we do.

    Richie: Well, you take care of yourself.

    Mr. Bell: I intend to.

    Richie: I'm sure you do.

    Mr. Bell: Why wouldn't I?

    Richie: No reason.

    Mr. Bell: So... why bring it up?

    Richie: Just trying to be nice.

    Mr. Bell: [sarcastically] Oh, my mistake.

    Richie: I'd say so.

  • Eric Binford: [dressed and speaking as Hopalong Cassidy] Start dancing!

    [fires a shot at Richie's feet]

    Eric Binford: Say your prayers!

    Richie: Hey, come on! What did I do? I'm sorry, I...

    Eric Binford: On your knees! Both knees!

    Richie: [whimpering] Please, why are you doing this? I didn't do anything to you.

    [Eric suddenly breaks character by laughing insanely]

    Eric Binford: [normal voice] How does it feel now, Richie?

    Richie: Binford?

    [alarmed he has been made, Eric shoots Richie several times in the chest, killing him. Eric holsters his gun and casually walks away into the background mist. The image fades to black]

  • Richie: Get the fuck out of here before I put you in a mayonnaise jar.

  • Richie: [while on the trading floor] When was the last time you closed something huh? You couldn't close a fuckin' window you moron!

  • Doberman: How long is this blade, White?

    Richie: Three inches. Almost as big as your dick.

    Doberman: Funny. You know if this was any longer, you'd do time?

    Richie: If it was any smaller, you wouldn't have found it!

  • Richie: You guys got a lot of laws, right? Well, let me tell you something. I only got one law. A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid!

    Lincoln: That's a good rule, kid. It'll serve you well in prison one day.

    Richie: Damn straight!

  • Doberman: You boys got any special reason to be hiding behind there?

    Richie: Yea, we heard you were a horny man.

    Carl: I lost a contact lens back there.

    Doberman: Oh, really. Come here, let me see.

    [Checks Carl's eye]

    Doberman: You don't wear contacts.

    Carl: I lost both of 'em!

  • Principal: Mr. White, you're late!

    Richie: I had to take a piss.

    Principal: WHAT did you say?

    Richie: I mean... I had to urinate.

    Principal: Sit *down*!

  • Richie: [after stealing Richie's mother's car, and driving out of town] Bye Bye, "New Granola!"

    Carl: BY-IE!

  • Carl: Man, what am I gonna do with firecrackers?

    Richie: Give 'em to Claude. Let him smoke 'em.

  • Abby: [laughing]

    Richie: Shut up, SHUT UP

    [turns around]

    Richie: Jerk

    Claude: Check out Dirty Harry.

    Abby: You couldn't hit an elephant if it came up and kissed you.

    Richie: Watch this, Baby

  • Tip: Hey, I can't swim

    Richie: Grow Fins, Turkey

  • Richie: Stop trying to figure me out. I got my own ideas.

  • Richie: If you wanna believe the lie, then go on living your life. But the world is evil, John. It's just plain evil. That's the truth.

  • Richie: Well honey, you dig a hole in a man's life, you can't expect not to be buried in it.

  • Richie: The things I hate most, are the things that resemble my own faults. I hate bad manners. I hate people that don't give common courtesy. Hypocrites and cowards. That's all we are.

  • John: I know what you did. I know you hurt those people.

    Richie: The world hurts people, John. I come in after the hurt. All I do is kill people who are already dead.

  • Richie: [sticking knife in his face] Respect the uniform, or I'm gonna have to take something form you that I can't give back.

  • Richie: I know I can act a little strangely sometimes. Just because I'm a little different doesn't make me a bad guy.

  • John: Hey, don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm warning you!

    Richie: Really? What should I mistake it for?

  • Richie: You gotta trust your own best instincts, John. If you don't, you're not gonna make it. It's up to you.

  • Latisha Rogers: [after interviewing John's wife] You think she's hiding something?

    Richie: We could always look on the bright side.

    Latisha Rogers: She's ignorant?

  • Richie: I'm the only person that hasn't given up on you, John.

    John: Oh yeah? Then why do you have a gun in my face?

  • Richie: The question is, John, do you hate me more than you love your family.

  • Richie: The things I hate most, are the things that resemble my own faults. I hate bad manners. I hate people that don't give common courtesy. Hypocrites and cowards, that's all we are.

  • Richie: I'm the only person that hasn't given up on you, John.

    John: Yeah? That's why you have a gun pointed at my face?

  • Richie: [sticking knife in man's face] Respect the uniform, or I'm gonna have to take something from you that I can't give back.

  • Richie: [to Billy and Roger] You're going to a whorehouse? That's disgusting.

    Billy: Look who's talking!

  • Richie: [to himself] Hi. I'm Richie Blazik. Hi. I'm Richie Blazik. Did you hear about the Polack bank robber? He tied up the safe, blew the guard. Tied up the safe, blew the guard. Tied up the safe and blew the guard.

    Jake Mawby: Hey, kid! Come here. Come her! What's the matter?

    Richie: I'm nervous, Jake.

    Jake Mawby: Oh.

    [punches him in the gut]

    Jake Mawby: Now you ain't nervous anymore! Now you're pissed off.

  • [Richie and Despi are on her couch, where he's trying to get her to have sex]

    Despie Galasso: Please, Richie, let me do it with my hand.

    Richie: No! *I* can do it with my hand!

  • Richie: You hear the whistle?

    Buddy: Yeah. Ready to kick some ass!

    [Joey and Turkey run by them]

    Richie: Hey, Hey Joey! Who we fighting?

    Joey: The Baldies!

    Richie: The Baldies? Oh, shit!

  • Nina: [realizes Ritchie and Joey are cheating at strip poker with Despie and herself]

    Nina: Hey, wait a minute there's something fishy going on here! You know, in a couple minutes we're going to be naked, and then what?

    Richie: Then we play one more hand.

    Nina: For what?

    Joey: [whistles casually]

    Nina: For What?

    Joey: Then we get to do whatevah' we want to do.

    Despie Galasso: OK, that's IT! We got to back to the party!

    Richie: What the party? What are you talkin' about we're just havin' some fun here.

    Nina: C'mon Despie, we don't have to stop playing.

    Richie: We've just been lucky that's all. I know you're going to get lucky, you're going to win the next one I just know it.

    Joey: Just playin' a nice little innocent game here.

  • Turkey: Hey, look listen to me, I call my friends in the Baldies.

    [small scuffle]

    Turkey: NO, those Guys Like Me! If we call'em I think they'll come in with us. With them in, you know, it's all over.

    Richie: Listen, I ain't callin' those guys Turkey, I got my pride.

    Buddy: Yeah, sometimes all you got is pride. You got to hold your head up high. You know, I seen this movie once where this guy was being tortured by the Japs. But he wouldn't give them any information. Every time they tortured him, he started singing the Star Spangled Banner.

    Joey: WOW, what happened?

    Buddy: They killed him.

    Richie: Shut-Up, will yuh' Buddy! You're depressing me.

  • Richie: Dear Vista, even death doesn't want me.

  • Sophia: How is Sophia supposed to go on to more adventures if you're not around?

    Richie: Sophia is going to have a lot of adventures, no matter what.

  • Richie: [showing flip book cartoon] She dies, see, but then she always comes back to life. Sophia always comes back to life.

  • [first lines]

    Richie: Dear Vista, I've been meaning to write this note for a long time, but as you know, I'm not very good at expressing myself. So I'll just say this. I miss your smile. I would say that I hope this note finds you well, but as these things go, that won't be the case.

  • Sophia: You don't look really healthy. Do you take vitamins?

    Richie: I take drugs...

    Sophia: Those aren't vitamins.

  • Richie: So what you, uh, take school in the summer?

    Sophia: Yes.

    Richie: What, did you flunk?

    Sophia: No. I was skipping sixth grade.

    Richie: You're skipping sixth grade... skipping sixth grade.

    [taken aback, Richie reflects]

    Richie: I loved sixth grade

    [pauses]

    Richie: I loved it so much I took it twice.

  • [last lines]

    Richie: [quickly answering the phone almost before it rings] Hello?

    Maggie: Look, why don't you come over for dinner on Friday. Around 7:00? We'll talk. But if your late, or you disappoint Sophia, I'm gonna kill you, okay?

    Richie: Okay.

    Maggie: Okay.

  • Richie: Hey, who do you like in the Morisaki fight?

    Mike Terry: I'm sure one of them's gonna win.

    Richie: Little word from the little bird?

    Mike Terry: Yeah, I don't play that.

    Richie: Well if you did who would you like?

    Mike Terry: I can't help you, Richie.

    Richie: You sure? Because you help me, I'm gonna help you. As a word to the wise, this fight is sufficient to put some grocery money in your pocket. Who does it hurt, Mike?

    Mike Terry: I can't help you, Richie. You know as much as me.

    Richie: [walking away] I know as much as you.

  • Richie: My daughter's gonna be an ass-kicker, like her mama!

  • Richie: So, do you think I can make an honest woman out of you?

    Melissa: I've been a bad girl!

    Richie: You certainly have. And you'll be an even worse girl in two minutes.

  • Richie: Listen, I wanna talk to you about Justin. He's been hassling Melissa again, he's been showing up at her job, shit like that.

    Kathleen: Well that's because the restraining order's up!

    Richie: I'll just get my '9 and settle things the old-fashioned way. Boom!

    Kathleen: You know his mama died?

    Richie: Yeah? Sorry to hear that. Shit happens!

    Kathleen: Yeah but I gotta pay Justin my rent now. That makes him my landlord.

  • Melissa: [about Justin] My mother's probably egging him on, knowing her.

    Richie: Your mother is an alcoholic bitch!

    Melissa: Look who's talking!

  • Richie: She don't even care. I'm the one who feels like a piece of shit about it.

  • Kathleen: You act like you're ten feet tall and bulletproof!

    Richie: Yeah, I am!

  • Richie: Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.

    Wade: Aquafina.

  • Richie: I'm not gonna go out there with a boner.

    Amanda: Well, you're not gonna get any until you do.

  • Richie: Hey, do you know how much money we're gonna make selling this weed?

    Wade: We're gonna make a lot of fucking money.

    Richie: Yeah, okay? So, listen to me: relax.

    Wade: I am relaxed. You wanna know why?

    Richie: Why?

    Wade: 'Cause I'm gonna be fuckin' rich. You know what rich people do?

    Richie: What?

    Wade: They relax.

  • Richie: How's that beer treating you, beer snob?

    Mike: Better than my own piss.

    Wade: You can drink that, by the way. Yours, hers, hers, mine, yours. I swear to God, piss is sterile.

    Amanda: For the record, you will never drink my piss.

    Wade: That's what you think.

  • Richie: [after hearing about Jason, to Wade] I get it, though, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive, you know? If we were all out here starving to death and you were... and you were dead, I'd eat your leg.

    Amanda: That's really sweet.

    Richie: Thank you.

    Wade: Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish; just go fishing.

    Richie: I don't eat fish.

    Amanda: That's not what you told me.

    [they laugh]

  • Amanda: [while having sex] I heard something; stop it! Wait, I'm serious.

    Richie: What?

    Amanda: I think Wade's watching us.

    Richie: Wha... well, fuck it. Let the perv watch.

  • Richie: How is our witch?

    Boy: Yeah, our pumpkin?

    Tommy Doyle: Leave me alone!

    The boys: He's gonna get you, He's gonna get you, He's gonna get you, He's gonna get you!

    Richie: Boogeyman is coming!

    Tommy Doyle: Leave me alone!

    Boy: He doesn't believe us.

    Richie: Don't you know what happens on Halloween?

    Tommy Doyle: Yeah. We get candies.

    The boys: [laugh] Boogeyman, boogeyman, boogeyman!

  • Dr. Bill Capa: Six weeks ago, I spoke harshly to a patient and she committed suicide. Right in front of me. Perhaps she would have done this anyway. That's what my colleagues say. But I don't know.

    Sondra Dorio: Oh, I'm so sorry.

    Dr. Bill Capa: And my patient, her name was Michelle, jumped out of a window in my office.

    Clark: Oh.

    Dr. Bill Capa: So much blood. So red, and I... and right, uh, before my eyes the red, uh, disappeared. Just turned to gray, and so I don't see... red now. But, see, I was her doctor. And I failed. So I cannot help you. I don't think that you want someone like me around right now.

    Buck: I think I do.

    Richie: Me too.

    Casey Heinz: Why don't you give us a try for a month?

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