Richard P. Applegate Quotes in Meet the Applegates (1990)

Jane Applegate: [to Johnny] If you don't eat your dinner, you can't have dessert.

Richard P. Applegate: Did someone say dessert?

Jane Applegate: I happened to find a pile of rancid trash in the dumpster behind the 7-11.

Aunt Bea: [to a passing construction worker who has grabbed her behind] You Homo sapien scum!

Richard P. Applegate: Excuse me?

Aunt Bea: Nah, nothing nothing, it's just uh, some asshole tried to rape me.

Richard P. Applegate: It's imperative that we maintain a believable cover while I infiltrate and sabotage the nucular power plant.

Johnny Applegate: It's "nuclear," Dad.

Richard P. Applegate: Lesson number one: Most people say "nucular." Next time, get it right.