Richard Dice Quotes in Illegally Yours (1988)

Richard Dice: Will somebody just listen for a second! I can't do this!

Court Clerk: Why not?

Richard Dice: It's absolutely crucial that I devote every day to my career!

Court Clerk: Well, have you got a letter from your employer?

Richard Dice: I could get a note from my mother.

Richard Dice: I still remember her first words to me. I was 5, she was 11, I walked into the girls bathroom while she was getting undressed. She said "get out of here, you little pervert!" God, she was sophisticated. It took me years to figure out what that meant.

Richard Dice: Don't you see, mom, I've cracked the case!

Mrs. Evelyn Dice: You're just plain cracked, Richard!

Molly Gilbert: Wait a second! You're not the little pervert from the girl's bathroom?

Richard Dice: Yes! You remember me!