Rich Munsch Quotes in I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)

[from trailer]

Denis Cooverman: I'm just trying to make it through the night alive.

Rich Munsch: You're not alive unless you're livin'.

Rich Munsch: [while running from Kevin] No, Denis! Denis, have you ever seen any of the Friday the 13ths? You run upstairs, you die!

[last lines]

Rich Munsch: What? No, it has to be a grand gesture.

Denis Cooverman: Like what?

Rich Munsch: You know where she lives, go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her.

Denis Cooverman: That's stalking, Rich.

Rich Munsch: No, it's not stalking if you love the person. You got to like grab her and throw her in the car and take her someplace where it can be the two of you.

Denis Cooverman: Now that's kidnapping.

Rich Munsch: It's romantic... Okay, first we're going to need some rope and duct tape.

Mr. C: It's okay just to have fun sometimes... sometimes you just hafta say what the "F"

Rich Munsch: Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business 1983 Paul Brickman except he didn't say "F", he said... fuck

Mr. C: You know what I mean... Carpe diem

Rich Munsch: Aww, I didn't know you were such a movie buff Mr C. Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society

Mr. C: Yes, Thank you Rich we know. It's good, come here please

[long pause]

Mr. C: [in a soft voice] There are condoms in my bedside table.

Rich Munsch: Do you like know exactly how many there are?

Mr. C: They are not... toys

[Mr C. exits]

Denis Cooverman: I think my dad wants us to have sex

Rich Munsch: With eachother?

Denis Cooverman: No!

[first lines]

Rich Munsch: You will never see her again. Nunca!

Rich Munsch: Okay, I got an idea. I'm Robin Hood. You're Friar Tuck. We get your dad's camcorder and we do a shot-for-shot re-creation of their climactic sword fight... using our boners.