Rhino Quotes in Bolt (2008)

Bolt: [about saving Mittens] I can't do it.

Rhino: [shocked] Wha... What did you say?

Bolt: I can't.

Rhino: What... Wha... wha... Who are you?

Bolt: Rhino, you just... just don't understand.

Rhino: You are Bolt!

Bolt: But I'm not...

Rhino: Who singlehandedly destroyed the Green-Eyed Man's undersea labs?

Bolt: Me, but...

Rhino: Yeah! And who foiled his plan to infiltrate the Olympics with gymnastics cyborgs? Who, Bolt, who? Who?

Bolt: Me! But none of it was...

Rhino: You! You CAN, Bolt, because all over this planet, there are animals who feel like they can't. Like a little hamster who once spent his days in an RV park, dreaming of the day when he, too, would save a little girl from danger and be told: "You did it. You did it, Rhino! You saved the day." They need a hero, Bolt! Someone who, no matter what the odds, will do what's right. They need a hero to tell them that sometimes the impossible can become possible... if... you're... awesome!

Rhino: [after seeing UFOs in an episode of "Bolt"] That is totally unrealistic.

Bolt: Absolutely ridonculous.

Mittens: You can say that again.

Rhino: [with upset stomach] That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back at all!

Bolt: Well, you're right about one thing, Rhino. Mittens does need a hero, and I guess I'll have to do.

Rhino: Such modesty! Now, who's going to save the cat?

Bolt: Me.

Rhino: Who? Tell me who!

Bolt: Me.

Rhino: [laughs delighted] I'll get my ball.

Bolt: [Looks around corner into an office at the animal shelter] There's a guard.

Rhino: [Starts walking into room] I'll snap his neck.

Bolt: Okay. So what we do here is we give the target a quick flyover, we adjust the trajectory, and then land dead center. Am I missing anything, Rhino?

Rhino: Just the knowledge that every minute spent in your company becomes the new greatest minute of my life!

Rhino: Ring, ring! Who's there? Destiny? I've been expecting your call.

Rhino: [to the guard outside of the studio] I'm going to beat your pancreas with your spleen!

Rhino: I'm Rhino.

Mittens: Rhino, the hamster?

Rhino: Well, you know, my ancestry isn't all hamster. I'm one-sixteenth wolf with, you know, a little wolverine in there somewhere...

[repeated line]

Rhino: Awesome!

Rhino: If Bolt's taught me anything, it's that you never abandon a friend at a time of need!

[starts rolling down the alley]

Rhino: When your teammate's in trouble, you go! Not caring what dangers you may face, you go! Not knowing if you're coming back dead or alive...

[rolls out of sight]

Mittens: He went the other way.

Rhino: [rolls back] You go! Knowing how deeply the shrapnel's going to pierce your hide, you go...!

[as debris begins to collapse inside the door of the burning studio]

Rhino: Coming through!

[He runs into the doorway and wedges his ball underneath the debris]

Rhino: ["holding up" his ball] It's a good day to die!

Mittens: [plucks him out] Not on my watch, rodent!

Rhino: Bolt! I can be a valuable addition to your team...

Bolt: I'm listening...

Rhino: I'm lightning quick, I have razor-sharp reflexes. Wha! And I'm a master of stealth.

[laughs]

Rhino: Plus, I'll keep the cat in check.

[Mittens rolls her eyes]

Bolt: [Gets down close to Rhino's ball] The road'll be rough.

Rhino: [indicates] I have a ball.

Bolt: There's no turnin' back.

Rhino: Guess I'll have to "roll" with the punches!

["surfs" his ball]

Bolt: Easy won't be part of the equation...

Rhino: Promise?

Bolt: I gotta warn ya, going into the belly of the beast - danger at every turn.

Rhino: [getting closer] I eat danger for breakfast!

Bolt: You hungry?

Rhino: [cracks neck] Starving!

Rhino: Rhino is awesome! He's so awesome! He's... He's beyond awesome! He's... be-awesome!

Rhino: [singing] There's no truck that I know that can keep in Bolt and Rhino!

Rhino: So, where's Penny?

Bolt: She was kidnapped by the Green-Eyed Man.

Rhino: Kidnapped? This is terrible! She could be in grave...

Bolt: Grave danger, I know. But I've captured this cat.

Rhino: An agent of the Green-Eyed Man, I presume?

Bolt: Oh, you presume correctly. She's taking me to Penny.

Rhino: You - you are vile vermin! How do you sleep at night? Penny is the most wonderful person ever, and she loves Bolt, and he's awesome, and you're a monster! How dare you disrupt their relationship with your evil?

[Jumps at Mittens]

Rhino: Die! Die!

Bolt: [Restraining him] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Rhino: I can take her, Bolty! Let me at them! Die! Die!

Rhino: Would you relax? Every time he did this on the magic box it was awesome.

Mittens: Magic what?

Rhino: You know, the magic box people stare at.

Mittens: Wait a minute! Does this magic box have moving pictures on it?

Rhino: Yeah, and Bolt's pictures are the best!

Mittens: Bolt's pictures. Of course! He's from a...

Rhino: [running, catching up to Bolt] I'm on your six.

Rhino: I'll get a ladder.

Rhino: All my training has prepared me for this moment.

[rushes guard]

Rhino: Die! Diiie!

Rhino: Let it begin! Let it begin! Let it *begin*!

Billy: Gimme! Gimme it or else!

Rhino: Or else what?

Billy: You'll find out, pimple-face!

Rhino: Catch him! I want his ass!

Albert: What is that? That there. What is that?

Rhino: What, that big thing on top of the hill?

Albert: You cannae miss looking at that. What *is* that?

Rhino: It's Edinburgh Castle, Albert.

Albert: Is it?

Rhino: Aye.

Albert: What did they put it up there for?